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 Post subject: Guacamole
PostPosted: Sat December 23, 2017 8:11 am 
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How do you make guacamole? I found these recipes online.

3 medium ripe avocados, peeled and cubed
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon salt
2 medium tomatoes, seeded and chopped, optional
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise, optional
1 to 2 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro

Mash avocados with garlic and salt. Stir in remaining ingredients. Yield: 2 cups.

3 avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
2 tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced

In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.


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I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado

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The Argonaut wrote:
I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado

I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado

I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it

We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.

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wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado

I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it

We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.

That sounds good. Few things can beat a really good guacamole.


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cutuphalfdead wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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Don’t you like avocados at all?


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Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.


Argo and Ruddo didn’t mention any, amd I’ve also made it without, though I prefer it with garlic.


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Onions are def not necessary

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no lemon

i want to savor the flesh

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I’ve never had it with onions. Mrs Wease sure wouldn’t eat it if it did

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Onions are def not necessary

in chili they are


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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.

Yeah you can make great guac without onions

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Like Strong Belwas, I fucking love onions.


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