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Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu November 23, 2017 2:46 am ]
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BurtReynolds wrote:
fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.

you're a failed technology

Author:  BurtReynolds [ Thu November 23, 2017 2:47 am ]
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Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu November 23, 2017 2:51 am ]
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

uh, yes

Author:  dpupenya [ Thu November 23, 2017 3:28 am ]
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BiteCan

Author:  Norris [ Sat December 02, 2017 12:05 am ]
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cutuphalfdead wrote:

Author:  Self [ Thu July 08, 2021 5:39 pm ]
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I found it, you guys. You deserve this can opener. Ruddo was on the right track.

https://www.oxo.com/categories/cooking- ... pener.html

Author:  spike [ Thu July 08, 2021 5:47 pm ]
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this is probably a technical support forum thread

user error and such

Author:  BurtReynolds [ Thu July 08, 2021 5:53 pm ]
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It only took you four years!

Author:  Chris_H_2 [ Thu July 08, 2021 5:57 pm ]
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i think we need to pour a little out in honor all of the cans of vegetables, soups, etc. that have been needlessly lost over the past four years.

Author:  E.H. Ruddock [ Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm ]
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I told you

Author:  Self [ Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm ]
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Thanks, guys. It was the journey, not the destination that helped my grow.

Author:  Self [ Thu July 08, 2021 6:02 pm ]
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I told you

I don't even listen to myself.

Author:  washing machine [ Thu July 08, 2021 6:23 pm ]
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This thread is so old malice posted in it.

Author:  B [ Thu July 08, 2021 7:10 pm ]
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I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Image

Author:  dad [ Thu July 08, 2021 7:12 pm ]
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B wrote:
I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Image

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

Author:  B [ Thu July 08, 2021 7:28 pm ]
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Maybe I've been using it wrong! I'll post more tomorrow!

Author:  spike [ Thu July 08, 2021 8:00 pm ]
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we have a kitchenaid one that works great

of course, i also possess normal human motor skills

Author:  dad [ Thu July 08, 2021 8:08 pm ]
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this is not the time for ableism, spike.

Author:  Self [ Thu July 08, 2021 8:16 pm ]
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The other openers I've had are shit compared to oxo and they didn't last. I've had this one for over a year and it's still as smooth as the day I brought it home. Spike isn't going to ruin this for me.

Author:  Chris_H_2 [ Thu July 08, 2021 8:31 pm ]
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dad wrote:
B wrote:
I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Image

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

i was thinking leaf blower

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