Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.

you're a failed technology

[BurtReynolds]

Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

uh, yes

[dpupenya]

BiteCan

[Norris]

:cop: viewtopic.php?p=1044172

[Self]

I found it, you guys. You deserve this can opener. Ruddo was on the right track.

https://www.oxo.com/categories/cooking- ... pener.html

[spike]

this is probably a technical support forum thread

user error and such

[BurtReynolds]

It only took you four years!

[Chris_H_2]

i think we need to pour a little out in honor all of the cans of vegetables, soups, etc. that have been needlessly lost over the past four years.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I told you

[Self]

Thanks, guys. It was the journey, not the destination that helped my grow.

[Self]

I told you

I don't even listen to myself.

[washing machine]

This thread is so old malice posted in it.

[B]

I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

[dad]

I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

[B]

Maybe I've been using it wrong! I'll post more tomorrow!

[spike]

we have a kitchenaid one that works great

of course, i also possess normal human motor skills

[dad]

this is not the time for ableism, spike.

[Self]

The other openers I've had are shit compared to oxo and they didn't last. I've had this one for over a year and it's still as smooth as the day I brought it home. Spike isn't going to ruin this for me.

[Chris_H_2]

I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

i was thinking leaf blower