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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
PostPosted: Thu November 23, 2017 2:46 am 
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fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.

you're a failed technology

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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

uh, yes

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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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I found it, you guys. You deserve this can opener. Ruddo was on the right track.

https://www.oxo.com/categories/cooking- ... pener.html


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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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this is probably a technical support forum thread

user error and such


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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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i think we need to pour a little out in honor all of the cans of vegetables, soups, etc. that have been needlessly lost over the past four years.


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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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This thread is so old malice posted in it.

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I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

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wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

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Maybe I've been using it wrong! I'll post more tomorrow!

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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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we have a kitchenaid one that works great

of course, i also possess normal human motor skills


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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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this is not the time for ableism, spike.

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The other openers I've had are shit compared to oxo and they didn't last. I've had this one for over a year and it's still as smooth as the day I brought it home. Spike isn't going to ruin this for me.


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 Post subject: Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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B wrote:
I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

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wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

i was thinking leaf blower


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