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Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47145 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
True story: I've tried counting sheep a few times to help myself fall asleep. And I always imagine them as smiling and jumping really high and loving what they're doing. It's so entertaining that I end up not falling asleep at all.
This is the most Joeyish post I've ever seen.
The only thing that makes me fall asleep these days is trying to count and rank the blow jobs I've received.
Bizarre...wouldn't that keep most people awake?
Wait, what?
What I mean, wouldn't the persistent thoughts of (presumably) gratifying sexual activity keep you awake?
Maybe. But Nirvana's music also makes me sleepy. So...
I'm counting your (my imagined) blowjobs right now, and I feel positively invigorated.
True story: I've tried counting sheep a few times to help myself fall asleep. And I always imagine them as smiling and jumping really high and loving what they're doing. It's so entertaining that I end up not falling asleep at all.
This is the most Joeyish post I've ever seen.
The only thing that makes me fall asleep these days is trying to count and rank the blow jobs I've received.
Bizarre...wouldn't that keep most people awake?
Wait, what?
What I mean, wouldn't the persistent thoughts of (presumably) gratifying sexual activity keep you awake?
Maybe. But Nirvana's music also makes me sleepy. So...
I'm counting your (my imagined) blowjobs right now, and I feel positively invigorated.
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47145 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
Mecca wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
True story: I've tried counting sheep a few times to help myself fall asleep. And I always imagine them as smiling and jumping really high and loving what they're doing. It's so entertaining that I end up not falling asleep at all.
This is the most Joeyish post I've ever seen.
The only thing that makes me fall asleep these days is trying to count and rank the blow jobs I've received.
Bizarre...wouldn't that keep most people awake?
Wait, what?
What I mean, wouldn't the persistent thoughts of (presumably) gratifying sexual activity keep you awake?
Maybe. But Nirvana's music also makes me sleepy. So...
I'm counting your (my imagined) blowjobs right now, and I feel positively invigorated.
maybe joey has inverse orgasms?
Wait, you mean like his whole life is one long orgasm, and when he comes he feels the general sense of apathy and ennui that we all experience on a daily basis? You might be on to something here...
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm Posts: 47331
I'm cautiously optimistic. While I'm sure it is just the production of modern day movies, I liked the dark, desperate feel to the original. It looks like this kept some of that, although it does look a little "produced".
Also, why does every single trailer have to have that stupid montage with a bunch of action sequences and hard driving music set to it? So annoying.
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