The Onion thread

[Chris_H_2]

[Norris]

jeez that's dark

[Chris_H_2]

here's a brighter one for you

[E.H. Ruddock]

Man smoking E-cigarette must be bounty hunter from the future

[BurtReynolds]

I almost spit out my coffee on that one.

[run2death]

[BurtReynolds]

Young Girls Creeped Out By Older Scientists Constantly Trying To Lure Them Into STEM

SEATTLE, WA—With responses ranging from “squirming in discomfort” to “completely discouraged from studying science and engineering,” a nationwide poll group of high school-age girls revealed Tuesday that the nation’s young women are being utterly creeped out by scientists twice their age constantly attempting to lure them into the study of science, technology, engineering, and math. “They’re always hanging around our classrooms and sending us targeted messages online—they sometimes even offer us money if we’re into their sort of thing. It’s so desperate,” said 13-year-old Tessa Levin, recounting the several times she and her friends had been approached by the type of much older chemical engineers or web developers who frequent science fairs with the hopes of involving girls in non-profit mentorship programs or computer programming sleepaway camps. “They always try to treat us like we’re special, but the truth is, they’ll go after pretty much any girl under 18 who can draw a simple parallel circuit diagram. They’re clearly trying to groom girls for their weird lifestyle from a young age. At first it was kind of funny, but the more we learn, the more it just seems gross.” The poll also revealed that some scientists also seem to have a thing for young black and latino boys.

[B]

[epilogue]

AL

[Chris_H_2]

[Chris_H_2]

they've certainly seized on this topic . . .

[run2death]

Hand Of George H.W. Bush Bursts Out Of Ground To Grope One Last Woman



https://politics.theonion.com/hand-of-g ... 1831259328

[Bammer]

Re: Kamala Harris

Progressive Bona Fides: Provided housing to thousands of low-level offenders she convicted.

[E.H. Ruddock]

[tragabigzanda]

[Chris_H_2]

[E.H. Ruddock]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

lol

[Bammer]

“Band Remembers Back When They Played For 10 People, Not Just 4”