Wed June 21, 2017 3:56 pm
tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:going with this right now instead of the martian...no clue what it's about
My best guess is that it's story about refugees, possibly on bicycles.
half a chapter in and you couldn't be any more wrong
Sue the publisher for false advertising.
the books isn't over yet...i imagine the bikes make their appearance in the last chapter
What makes you think there's more than one?
Wed June 21, 2017 4:01 pm
Wed June 21, 2017 4:15 pm
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you finished the sister brothers, trag?
Wed June 21, 2017 4:40 pm
tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you finished the sister brothers, trag?
Zero progress.
Thu June 22, 2017 4:12 pm
Simple Torture wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
1. Serious problem!
2. Panic!
3. Calm down.
4. Come up with ingenious solution.
5. Repeat.
Thu June 22, 2017 4:38 pm
Fri June 23, 2017 1:18 am
Fri June 23, 2017 2:02 am
bune wrote:My son told me the other day that he's getting tired of the good guys winning in books. The bad guys are obviously OP with tons more money, people, and resources in general than the good guys but the good guys win every time. He said it shouldn't happen like that because there's never a good enough reason for the good guys to win since it happens out of nowhere.
Sat June 24, 2017 7:35 pm
Thu June 29, 2017 1:55 pm
Tue July 04, 2017 2:15 am
MARCH 19, 2014
KAFKA’S JOKE BOOK
JOHN MCNAMEE
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.
- - -
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
- - -
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
“I don’t know,” Gregor told the faceless interrogator for the fiftieth time.
“We can’t help you if you won’t work with us. Perhaps another day in the machine will convince you to cooperate.”
- - -
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
Nothing after Albert’s inexplicable transformation. Every breath was agony.
- - -
[To heckler] Hey, I don’t come down to where you work and expose the bureaucratic machine in which you’re embedded as the dehumanizing monolith it is.
- - -
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.
The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.
- - -
[Holding a rubber chicken] Behold this mockery of food.
- - -
Yo momma’s so fat, that she hasn’t left the flat in three years. Her only solace is the figurine of the ballet dancer that she stares at day in day out. One day, you slip on a banana peel, destroying it.
- - -
If the system has no place for you, and you’re forced to live on its fringes teetering between poverty and anarchy… you may be a redneck.
- - -
[Wearing arrow through head] This arrow does not bring the release I so desperately crave.
- - -
Take my wife, please. I can no longer support her and don’t wish to since we lost the child.
- - -
What’s black and white and red all over?
The prisoners in the penal colony. The sun was especially brutal that day, and the warden had taken their roofs as punishment for an unnamed crime.
- - -
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. Am I right, ladies?
Mon July 10, 2017 8:40 pm
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm already on book 4 of Harry Potter.
that one was overrated
Mon July 10, 2017 8:49 pm
Mon July 10, 2017 9:18 pm
Mon July 10, 2017 10:11 pm
Mon July 10, 2017 11:26 pm
BurtReynolds wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm already on book 4 of Harry Potter.
that one was overrated
I'm liking it.
Tue July 11, 2017 3:16 am
Tue July 11, 2017 7:46 pm
Tue July 11, 2017 7:47 pm
Tue July 11, 2017 8:16 pm
durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm already on book 4 of Harry Potter.
that one was overrated
I'm liking it.
It's the best one.