kaius is drunk

I was mostly referring to kreng's use of neither/or rather than neither/nor.

What is the difference between a fridge and a vagina? When you take your meat out of the fridge It doesn’t fart

mods?

Trump walks into a bar and is served by the bartender who is a horse.

The bartender asks “what will it be ?”

Trump replies “I’ll have a pint if your finest American ale”

The bartender grabs trump a drink and enquires “so don why the cock face?”

Stick with me … long setup.

I met with a group of dads yesterday to start planning the annual little auction / poker night. My kids (and me) are noobs to this and most other guys with older kids have been attending for years. The conversation was about who to invite and maximize the number of poker players opposed to non-poker attendees. Generally the guys play poker and the wives find a corner to drink wine and talk shit about their husbands basically.

Some comments about who to invite based on their hot wife … anyway here comes one of the most dastardly jokes I have ever heard. Just diabolically funny.

Probably a “had to be there” thing but here you go.

Guy asks for a “list of wives that will_______” and of course we’re thinking he wants to know which hot wives will be there that night. But no, he says “I want a list of wives that will be home alone that night” and my god if I haven’t laughed that hard in years. Fkn amazing.

Instant scroll

oh bammer

Definitely a "you had to be there" thing

I guess you just had to be there

This only happens with small dicks, did you know that ?

You would like this one

I knew I shouldn’t open this thread.

Are you offended, snowflake?

No. Just annoyed, buttmunch.