Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)

[epilogue]

I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.

Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.

[tragabigzanda]

Don’t do me like that bro

[BurtReynolds]

The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.

[dad]

The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.

wtf, burt

[The Argonaut]

"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"

[BurtReynolds]

"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"

That probably would have worked.

[tree_]

I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.

[epilogue]

Don’t do me like that bro

You did it to yourself!

[The Argonaut]

I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.

I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken

[tree_]

I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.

I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken

what is, do you think, it about you they find so funny?

[Mickey]

Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you.

I'm dying

[Jorge]

I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.

Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.

Wild how quickly that went from "funny is sexy" to "I love making MILFs cum"

[Jorge]

Both sentiments are fine, it was just a funny and sudden escalation

[BurtReynolds]

Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!

[tree_]

Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!

Trag just tells himself this to feel good about the methods behind achieving his high batting avg.

[tragabigzanda]

I should clarify that as I’ve been with one woman for nearly 15 years, my view here is primarily taken from conversations with other friends, men and women

[spike]

[epilogue]

AL

[tragabigzanda]

Yeah I’ll cop to walking back that comment. I don’t have any real evidence to back it. Just a suspicion.

[VinylGuy]

next trag post

I dont like Poheler