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HBO Max has now arrived in Europe. Not much difference from what we had yet, but they are saying it will be better. The new Suicide Squad movie is there, but no Dune.
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Tue January 04, 2022 7:23 pm
I Have A Third Nipple
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 7:41 am Posts: 19724 Location: Cumberland, RI
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I’M HBO MAX, AND OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT NOW? by KEITH JAMES
Jesus, man. What? I swear to God. I don’t think you even want to watch the show. If you didn’t have a complete meltdown when I started the show from the last twenty seconds instead of at the beginning, I would think you didn’t want to watch television tonight. I would think you wanted to bother me. And it’s not television, by the way. It’s HBO.
Also, for the record, I start episodes from the last twenty seconds instead of the beginning for TONS of people. Who cares? I don’t care. You saw the end of the episode? So what? You were going to see the end anyway.
What now?
You want to go back fifteen seconds? What is it with you and time? Why are you always moving back? Why? Why do you need this? Did you miss something? I just gave you captions. I gave you captions and I put them right in the middle of the screen. You still can’t figure out what’s going on in the show? Maybe this show is too hard for you. Pick an easier show.
Great. See what you did? Now we are watching an episode from two seasons ago. I didn’t tell you to hit the fifteen-second button twice, but you did, and now we are watching an episode from two seasons ago. Next time don’t press the fifteen-second button twice. Don’t go crazy with your fingers.
I don’t care what Netflix does. Stop talking about them.
You don’t have to restart Netflix three times during a show? Okay. Fine. You and your little friends can watch The Sopranos on Netflix. How does that sound? Why don’t you do that?
Oh, that’s right. You can’t. So why don’t you TAKE A BREATH.
Restart ME, and restart YOURSELF.
Jesus, AGAIN with this “page” bullshit. What “page”? Some “page” for a show that connects all the episodes so you can easily return to the show you were watching after finishing an episode? What? Why are you asking for this? Just watch the show. Then go away. If you want to watch an episode, just find it and watch it. Let go of this “page” bullshit.
It’s like, in all of this “page” stuff, what are you doing for me? What do I get? Money? Yeah. What else?
That’s what I thought.
We’re HBO, you know? You’re not HBO. So stop.
Motherfucker, for the last time: I don’t care if your phone has a Wi-Fi connection! I DON’T.
NO, I DON’T KNOW WHY. AND NO, I DON’T CARE. RESTART ME.
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Tue January 04, 2022 11:08 pm
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm Posts: 47353
You’d think with all the complaints they’d fix something. But nope. And if i don’t open the app daily i have to log in again because it always logs me out
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Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Tue January 04, 2022 11:57 pm
Production Police
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47166 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
You’d think with all the complaints they’d fix something. But nope. And if i don’t open the app daily i have to log in again because it always logs me out
This log in thing sounds weird. What platform are you using?
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Wed January 05, 2022 2:14 am
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm Posts: 47353
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
You’d think with all the complaints they’d fix something. But nope. And if i don’t open the app daily i have to log in again because it always logs me out
This log in thing sounds weird. What platform are you using?
One roku and one firetv
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Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Wed January 05, 2022 2:53 am
Production Police
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47166 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
You’d think with all the complaints they’d fix something. But nope. And if i don’t open the app daily i have to log in again because it always logs me out
This log in thing sounds weird. What platform are you using?
One roku and one firetv
We're on a TCL Roku TV and never have to log back in w/HBO. This sounds annoying AF but I imagine there's some simple setting buried deep somewhere that will fix this.
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Sun January 09, 2022 8:18 pm
TIER 1 Essential Critical Infrastructure Worker
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:08 pm Posts: 4738 Location: 5th floor, Bay 7, position 5740
Euphoria starts back tonight on regular HBO. I watched the first season and while it was beautifully shot and I didn’t get nearly as much out of it as others. I barely remember the storylines, it’s been two years, but give a chance to get my interest again.
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Sun January 09, 2022 8:36 pm
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm Posts: 32293 Location: Buenos Aires
I haven't been logged out, but every once in a while the app will just randomly decide that a title I'm watching is not available in their library. In the middle of watching it!
Post subject: Re: It's Not HBO, It's HBO MAX (j/k it's HBO)
Posted: Sun January 09, 2022 11:00 pm
jeeeesus relax already
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:10 pm Posts: 36299
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
Euphoria starts back tonight on regular HBO. I watched the first season and while it was beautifully shot and I didn’t get nearly as much out of it as others. I barely remember the storylines, it’s been two years, but give a chance to get my interest again.
im dying to see the new season. Huge fan of the show and everything Sam Levinson does. Have you seen the two special they did last year? they are a must see.
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We're on a TCL Roku TV and never have to log back in w/HBO. This sounds annoying AF but I imagine there's some simple setting buried deep somewhere that will fix this.
