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An enigma of a man shaped hole in the wall between reality and the soul of the devil.
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:13 pm Posts: 39834 Location: 6000 feet beyond man and time.
Steel Dawn
Kinda sucked. Overall just a shitty copy of Shane. Surprisingly PG rated. Barely a nip slip. Just pathetic really. I don't think the villain kills a single person the whole movie. The worst he and his henchman do is break a water pump and tip over a barrel. I'm not even sure he was a villain/ The other villain guy looks so stupid lol. Bad hair even by 80s standards. Swayze seems like he's ready to leave as soon as the scenes end. Brion James is always nice to see. The Mummy guy is in this as a generic henchman guy. The chick has a seriously distracting and off-putting mole on her face.
An enigma of a man shaped hole in the wall between reality and the soul of the devil.
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:13 pm Posts: 39834 Location: 6000 feet beyond man and time.
Having not seen the poster and not knowing anything about it, I thought that "Frogtown" was just some silly nickname for a town, and that "Hell" was just a figure of speech. But no, it's literally about a guy named Sam Hell who goes to a town full of mutant frogs. Not your everyday post-apocalyptic schlock. This is some weird ass post-apocalyptic schlock.
- Pretty sure they wrote this movie as they went along. Scenes and motivations are all over the place. - The bad guy keeps calling him Sam Hellman. Maybe it was supposed to be calling him out as a human man or something, but I'm pretty sure the actor thought that was his actual name and no one corrected him. No one else calls him that. - sadly, no frog tits, but there were some human ones. - Extremely sexual in content. Really feels more like a 70s movie than an 80's one. Everybody wants to bang. - Something about Sandahl Bergman does it for me, but I'm not sure what. She was either having a lot of fun in this, or she felt like she needed a shower after every creepy scene. - William Smith as the villain, Hell yeah! - the frogs looked pretty good.
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