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 Post subject: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
PostPosted: Mon February 23, 2015 11:41 pm 
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1. Snatch
2. Bank Job
3. Transporter 2
4. Expendables 2
5. Crank
6. Transporter
7. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
8. The Expendables
9. Death Race
10. The Italian Job
11. Ghosts of Mars
12. The One
13. Revolver
14. Crank: High Voltage
15. Gnomeo and Juliet
16. The Mechanic
17. Killer Elite
18. Parker
19. In the Name of the King
20. Transporter 3
21. Chaos

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?


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After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?

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ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread


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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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Lock, stock should be higher.

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread

you guys suck

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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Seriously. I had one fun thread I wanted to do and you guys took a dump all over it.

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
London

I'm glad you agree Expendables 2 was the best one. I haven't seen the third one.

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.


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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?


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I haven't seen the third one.

It's mediocre. Very disappointing after the first two. The PG-13 rating really hurts it. But Antonio Banderas is hilarious and steals every scene he's in, and Mel Gibson is a motherfucking madman of a villain. They make the movie worth watching.

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 Post subject: Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
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durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?

No. The sequel to The Italian Job is The Brazilian Job, which is in production hiatus right now.

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i liked the transporter for what it was

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