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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:49 am
I've been POOSSTTIiiEEnngeeaahh
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durdencommatyler wrote:
But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:59 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22301
we all heard this "Heather Graham banged my friend and she is a dud in the sack" story before and concluded the following:
1) telling the story instantly makes a person toxicly masculine
2) we would all still very much like to bang Heather Graham
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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:57 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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you two should just f*ck and get it over with
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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:01 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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OK Argo it's all set up, don't be a p*ssy, get your as*hole ready to get f*cked for real by joe-joe then we can all be friends
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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:25 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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The Argonaut wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.
I don't date men who don't respect women
no one's talking about dating, we're talking about f*cking
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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:29 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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joe-joe loves to respect women just look at his avatar
in fact he is probably a transvestite fighting to make her way out based on all the bizarre mood swings and pent up aggression
banging her would release joelle to the universe
bye bye joe-joe
hello lo joelle
but enough joking around, just f*cking do it you whack job
have sex with this guy you know from the internet it's a very straightforward scenario
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Post subject: Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:31 pm
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
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I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.
I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.
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