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Post subject: Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:19 pm
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washing machine wrote:
Make no mistake, this does feel mean. Joey's right, trag.
Why are you all being pussies about this?
Hand to god, based on the numerous posts where Joe indicated he could have a sense of humor about his meltdown at the box office yesterday, I thought that he would respond to my OP here with a laughter emoticon, or maybe a "5/10" sort of response; I'm genuinely surprised that he is upset.
But anyway, I'm having fun so I'm gonna keep going. And I'd love if you guys did one on me, and I'll even give you some good ammunition:
1. My wife is the sole breadwinner in our house and it makes me feel like less of a man 2. My ice cream company is failing 3. I'm often characterized on RM as overly earnest, no sense of humor, etc.
Post subject: Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:29 pm
Production Police
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47141 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
Jaws
EXT: THEPLATYPUS's fishing vessel. The ocean extends to the horizon in every direction. THEPLATYPUS is manning the helm, while HOOPER surveys the ocean for any sign of the SHARK; MARTIN busies himself carving up herring and tossing the bloody chum in the ocean, in an effort to attract the SHARK.
MARTIN: You heard him, slow ahead! -- Slow ahead! (To himself) I can go slow ahead. (To HOOPER) C'mon down and chum some of this shit! --
Just then MARTIN catches a glimpse of the SHARK as it swims past; his chum has finally attracted their prey. MARTIN jumps back in shock, and begins scanning the ocean surface for another glimpse of the SHARK. After a moment, it reappears, coming right up along side the vessel. The SHARK is MASSIVE, easily larger than a Buick 8.
(c.u. on MARTIN): We're gonna need a bigger bo--
THEPLATYPUS: We can just use my dad's yacht.
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Post subject: Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:31 pm
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jaws
EXT: THEPLATYPUS's fishing vessel. The ocean extends to the horizon in every direction. THEPLATYPUS is manning the helm, while HOOPER surveys the ocean for any sign of the SHARK; MARTIN busies himself carving up herring and tossing the bloody chum in the ocean, in an effort to attract the SHARK.
MARTIN: You heard him, slow ahead! -- Slow ahead! (To himself) I can go slow ahead. (To HOOPER) C'mon down and chum some of this shit! --
Just then MARTIN catches a glimpse of the SHARK as it swims past; his chum has finally attracted their prey. MARTIN jumps back in shock, and begins scanning the ocean surface for another glimpse of the SHARK. After a moment, it reappears, coming right up along side the vessel. The SHARK is MASSIVE, easily larger than a Buick 8.
Post subject: Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:34 pm
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Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm Posts: 14540 Location: Space City
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jaws
EXT: THEPLATYPUS's fishing vessel. The ocean extends to the horizon in every direction. THEPLATYPUS is manning the helm, while HOOPER surveys the ocean for any sign of the SHARK; MARTIN busies himself carving up herring and tossing the bloody chum in the ocean, in an effort to attract the SHARK.
MARTIN: You heard him, slow ahead! -- Slow ahead! (To himself) I can go slow ahead. (To HOOPER) C'mon down and chum some of this shit! --
Just then MARTIN catches a glimpse of the SHARK as it swims past; his chum has finally attracted their prey. MARTIN jumps back in shock, and begins scanning the ocean surface for another glimpse of the SHARK. After a moment, it reappears, coming right up along side the vessel. The SHARK is MASSIVE, easily larger than a Buick 8.
(c.u. on MARTIN): We're gonna need a bigger bo--
THEPLATYPUS: We can just use my dad's yacht.
This one was awful. Just a rote replay of Jaws with a cheap punchline that really has nothing to do with contextual RM humor
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Post subject: Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:39 pm
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tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
I quite enjoyed your Good Will Hunting one and I LOL'd... But I'm not sure if it makes sense... Maybe instead of Argo it should be Burt
Argo's is RM's own Melanie Driver.
But I'm not RMs Matt Damon cause I'm not smart...
But you are handsome and bro-ey.
Hmmmmm yeah I guess that's something of the schtick I've been doing around here.. but I think you'd be surprised if you met me IRL .. you'd think I might have Asperger's
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