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 Post subject: Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
PostPosted: Mon February 05, 2018 8:40 pm 
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Wait until you find out what we're doing with your RM posts.

:idea:


374 posts. You probably know more about me than my "partner":


Tell Sam I said "hi."

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I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.


If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.

We have a manual panic button, and also an automatic trigger should your heart stop beating for more than 4 minutes.

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Why is this an A&E thread?
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Why is this an A&E thread?

Because Ancestry starts with an A.

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(

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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Why is this an A&E thread?

Because Ancestry starts with an A.

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 Post subject: Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
PostPosted: Wed February 07, 2018 12:10 pm 
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B/c I did it for entertainment, and GD is a cesspool.

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PostPosted: Mon March 05, 2018 3:06 pm 
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Got my results. No casino money for me.
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What do they do? Take a piece of paper with a DNA profile on it and dip it in a pool? I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.

This is top shelf.
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PostPosted: Mon March 05, 2018 4:55 pm 
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I bought one for my mom. Her results were spot on. Boring.

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My brother did this for the family. It was cool and all but I recently read how the company basically owns the rights to your DNA. So I got that going for me.
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Where is Dime from we might be cousins!?
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run2death wrote:
Please use 23andMe.

Ancestry will use your info to baptist all your dead relatives into the Mormon Church.

Once they're dead pretty sure this practice will mean jack shit!

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no fucking website is ever getting my DNA

unless it's because they come step to me and i blast on their face in a display of alpha male dominance

as was the custom in my ancestral homeland of wakanda

based on a DNA test i had performed while interning at a snow cone stand run by the mormon church

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B wrote:
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I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.


If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.

These are the best B posts.

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Anyone done this for their dog?

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BurtReynolds
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I'm 1.6% black! Fuck all you white folks.

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BurtReynolds
 Post subject: Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
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I'm also 10% french :(

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Also now your genetic info is a commodity for resale by Ancestry / 23andMe!
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Also now your genetic info is a commodity for resale by Ancestry / 23andMe!

I feel like I should be angry about that but I dont really know what that means.

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BurtReynolds wrote:
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Also now your genetic info is a commodity for resale by Ancestry / 23andMe!

I feel like I should be angry about that but I dont really know what that means.

My assumption is that Google buys all that stuff.
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