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mastaflatch
 Post subject: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
PostPosted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:09 am 
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http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-123-worst-musicians-of-all-time
A good read :)
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THE BEATLES

It would make sense to call the Beatles a boy band except, lyrically, they fall pretty far short of the One Directions of the world. Songs like “Hello, Goodbye,” “She Loves You,” and “I Want to Hold Your Hand” could have been written by three-year-olds, while “Hey Jude” sounds like a bunch of dudes smoking pot and jerking each other off while yodeling. It says all you need to about this group that the most famous thing they ever did was walk across a street together.
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RUSH

Rush is the soundtrack to being a fucking dork.
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mastaflatch
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LetMeSleep wrote:
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RUSH

Rush is the soundtrack to being a fucking dork.

yeah, I liked that one too because it's kinda true :oops:
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BEACH BOYS

This is a glorified barbershop quartet that a bunch of record store nerds convinced themselves were cool because they sang about surfing and record store nerds don't know how to surf.


I can really get behind this list.

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The ones about Hole and Rage? :haha:

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the Strokes one made me laugh pretty good for some reason
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Here’s how much fun it must be to be in the Descendents: Milo left the band to go to college.

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I could pretty much just spend my day rereading the first 50-60% of the list.

Foo Fighters are a band for people who want to listen to “rock music” but only have an FM radio and an IQ of less than 75. They are the musical equivalent of the politician who will say whatever people want to hear to get elected. Foo Fighters are the Mitt Romney of rock music.

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MARVIN GAYE

How big of an asshole do you have to be to have your dad shoot you?

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The title of the thread led me to believe this was about Arcade Fire.

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Heathen wrote:
The title of the thread led me to believe this was about Arcade Fire.


I enjoyed this post.
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