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Anders · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 7:08 am

Post here when you hear a lyric wrong, and even better when you've heard a lyric wrong for years, and finally realize the truh.

Anders · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 7:09 am

For the longest time I thougt that Bulls On Parade started with - Quit It Now!

Higgs · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 4:00 pm

I have always heard "Yesterday I woke up sucking a little more" in Radiohead's Everything in its Right Place.

So as far as I'm concerned, that's the correct lyric.

VinylGuy · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 5:10 pm **Posts:** 36235

I had a Ten edition without lyrics. So for a looong time i sang Alive like this

Sorry you didn't see him
But I play guitar

Which i thought it was super weird.

swan · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 4:39 pm

Elton John, Saturday Night's Alright

"We had it with your discipline"

as a kid to me was

"I'm hiding with the Death Star plans"

chewm · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 5:02 pm

my weiner's out of control

liebzz · **Joined:** Thu January 03, 2013 7:55 pm **Posts:** 7646

Two of my favorites from friends:

“Glorified virgin and a pelican” - Glorified G

“Free cookies with swirls all around” - Smile

Jorge · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 6:00 pm

Some Pearl Jam examples here: viewtopic.php?p=97718#p97718

Norris · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 6:25 pm

Anders wrote:

For the longest time I thougt that Bulls On Parade started with - Quit It Now!

Did I inspire this post?

Superblood Wolfmoon · **Joined:** Thu November 21, 2013 10:01 pm **Posts:** 1847

When Metallica’s black album came out my brother thought “Sad But True” was actually a song about Desert Storm called “Sand Patrol.” :lol:

epilogue · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 7:25 pm

My friend and I got in an argument years back about the opening lines to Norwegian Wood. I was right. But he swore the line was "I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me."

epilogue · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 7:28 pm

This is actually probably not the right thread for this but I couldn't find a "lyrics you thought you misheard but really didn't" thread so I'm putting it here.

When Quick Escape dropped, I thought Ed was trying to say "Sleep sack in a BioVac" (which is idiotic but you know Ed) but he was just mispronouncing the word. And I was like, why is he saying BioVac like "beaver whack"??? It was infuriating.

Then I saw the line and it all made sense. I was hearing him correctly the entire time I just assumed he was being an idiot. But he wasn't. It was me the whole time!

ghost · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 7:45 pm

Drive-By Truckers, "Let There Be Rock": I thought "Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, 14 years old," was "Dropped ass at the Blue Oyster Cult concert..."

Self · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 9:15 pm

Nirvana: "I think I'm Dumb"
My friend: "African Doll"

Norris · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 10:39 pm

durdencommatyler wrote:

My friend and I got in an argument years back about the opening lines to Norwegian Wood. I was right. But he swore the line was "I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me."

Your friend is stupid.

Norris · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 10:39 pm

But not as stupid as Self's friend.

Self · **Posted:** Wed June 24, 2020 10:59 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

But not as stupid as Self's friend.

I gave her a pass after she got me baked and started at 2:00.

MadTIGERmaN · **Posted:** Thu June 25, 2020 3:17 am

I had Hash pipe from Weezer on once at work years ago, and had a customer complain about us playing a song about "ass wipe" i still hear ass wipe to this day because of him

Wendy Carlos's Twin · **Joined:** Sat January 05, 2013 9:37 am **Posts:** 2809

Legs spread out before me as her buddy once did.

Norris · **Posted:** Thu June 25, 2020 10:15 pm

Until yesterday I thought Donald Fagen was singing "Stone away the time" in the Steely Dan song Reelin' in the Years.

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