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Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

doug rr wrote:

Alex wrote:

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk 8-)

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 4:48 pm

Rent your place to an exterminator so you don’t even have to pay for one

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 4:50 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:

Rent your place to an exterminator so you don’t even have to pay for one

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42259

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 4:53 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

We must look to the open lands of Montana for a wise, capable leader.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42259

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 5:17 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42259

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

I’d let a fellow Braves fan lead us.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47359

Alex as a landlord tracks

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28187

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Amen.

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 6:09 pm

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

I’d let a fellow Braves fan lead us.

plus he's always gone on the weekend to Florida or New Orleans which gives us time to party

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Alex as a landlord tracks

It’s a rags to riches story for the ages. Not bad for a guy who didn’t even go to a private liberal arts college.

Bammer · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 6:49 pm

Alex wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Alex wrote:

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk 8-)

What does that mean?

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

Bammer wrote:

Alex wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Alex wrote:

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk 8-)

What does that mean?

I think it means something like “hell yeah brother.”

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Wed March 20, 2024 9:24 pm

It's the same as "yeah, buddy" just a different vibe

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

Would “fuck yeah” be an adequate translation or is that a little too vehement?

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