This is the story of Lenny the Rizzler meeting The Girl At The Big Library.

In 2009, in Huntsville, Alabama, Lenny the Rizzler walked over to The Girl At The Big Library and rizzed her TF up. That night, they went to his townhouse and they had passionate sex for 2.5 hours. She marveled not only at the length and girth of his penis, but at his generosity as a lover.

Fast forward to 2024, and Lenny the Rizzler and The Girl At The Big Library are happily married with three beautiful children, two dogs, and one cat. There’s Ethan, who’s 11. Emma, who’s 9. And Lyra, the little surprise, who’s just turning 2. Their Goldendoodle is named Charlie and their Beagle mix is named Buster. And then there’s Hobbes, the indoor/outdoor orange tabby cat.

Lenny the Rizzler is the Director of Human Resources at the largest aeronautical contracting company in the Southeast. The Girl At The Big Library owns a cupcake shop and is a Momfluencer on Instagram with 500,000 followers.

Oh, and that old townhouse? They eventually traded it up for a lovely 5-bedroom, 3-bathroom house in Huntsville’s nicest neighborhood.

And that, my friends, is the story of Lenny the Rizzler and The Girl At The Big Library.

But you might know Lenny the Rizzler better as…

…lennytheweedwhacker

Update: Ethan’s soccer team made it to the state championship and The Girl At The Big Library had the whole team over for hamburgers, cole slaw, potato salad, and apple pie. Lenny the Rizzler gave a rousing speech, boosting the team’s morale.

Update: Lenny the Rizzler and The At The Big Library took the kiddos to Disney World for spring break. They hired a pet sitter to stay at their home for the week to watch the animals. The Girl At The Big Library whipped up a big batch of white chocolate fudge brownies as a gift for the pet sitter to enjoy throughout the week. Lenny the Rizzler brought his work computer but he promised to only to check emails once or twice, and only at night before bed.

The autistic person was at the library btw. Wearing a Jurassic World t-shirt and talking about rockets for 30 minutes straight.

That’s awesome.

Thanks