the reason why it’s been so hard for Mickey to find a full professorship in comparative literature is because i’ve been cancelling him from behind the scenes by notifying his potential employers that he used to say knicca and nyuka on the old board.

bump: there’s big news on the horizon here. our very own Mickey might be on the cusp of full professorship. stay tuned.

i have it on good authority that employment has been secured and Mickey’s family is no longer on public assistance.

Mickey’s an Eton man now.

Corrupting the youth.

Congrats Mickey, make the best of it

Mickey please explain to us what makes an authentic Philly cheese steak, then never post here again

update: Mickey was fired for verbally assaulting students for not understanding the nuances of neoliberalism.

update: Mickey killed himself.

Do you think you could have saved him if he still posted here?

well, i saved LV, so there’s precedent for it.

Update: “The scepticism that ends up with the bare abstraction of nothingness or emptiness cannot get any further from there, but must wait to see whether something new comes along and what it is, in order to throw it too into the same empty abyss.”

Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit [Phänomenologie des Geistes], translated by A.V. Miller, Oxford: Oxford University Press, 1977, p. 79.