paper boy: delivered the Boulder Daily Camera
McDonalds for 2 months
summer time construction/landscaping
coached little league in the summer
worked at my mom's dry cleaning stores in the summer
interned at the local NBC station in the weather department in the winter

landscaping for apartment complexes (my primary, most consistent gig)
light maintenance for same apartment complexes
several fast casual restaurant kitchens
short time as a stock delivery driver for a clothing store that had 2 locations about 2.5 hours apart
stadium vendor
movie rental store

Movie theater (the best highschool job- got paid to hang out with my friends)
Pet store (mostly stocking shelve - i still have a scar on my thumb from the box cutter)

Big box hardware store loader and cart collector (those bags of cement def fucked my back for life)

Service dept at an electronics and appliance store (I got yelled at a lot by people whose stuff was broken)

got hired as a Cutco knife salesperson and quit during the first break on the first day of training

-paperboy
-bus boy at a restaurant
-undergraduate admissions office (work/study job)
-college summers at a budweiser distributor driving a forklift around, building pallets of beer, and loading the trucks for delivery the next morning (best job i ever had (i was a member of the teamsters); i would start at 4:00 p.m., take about 10 breaks, play pickup basketball at 11:00 p.m., leave at around 12:30 with a free case of beer, and then meet my friends at the bar until close and go back to one of our homes to drink and play poker)

I know what you’re after, let’s just cut to the chase.

My password for everything is P1nball$ and my ssn is 472-59-0034

Paperboy
Breaded Chicken and served ice cream for local fast food
Chicken farm
Busboy
Waiter
Chocolate factory worker

You were on the fast track to Purdue

lol I had a friend who was selling for them, so dumb

Photo lab/camera store
Video rental store #1
Video rental store #2
Special ed teacher's aid / occasional substitute teacher
Restaurant prep guy, then line guy, then counter service, then table service

Busboy gang we out here.

I had other jobs but that's who I'm reppin' and you can't stop me.

*Perdue

Ruddo was an Oompa Loompa

The chocolate factory job was almost as bad as the chicken farm. Just awful

Hardware store
Grocery store cart boy/bagger
Turkes (a store in the mall that sold random shit like luggage, fancy pens and lighters, assorted old man stuff)
Lito’s pizza (not Ledo Pizza, this was a knockoff)
Kohl’s warehouse
Royal Farms
Hecht company housewares dept
Blockbuster

which one do you eat more of today?

Chicken. That depiction of a chicken farm on Napoleon dynamite is pretty spot on.

So many chickens

Video Rental Store
Soccer Field caretaker
AOL Customer Support