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PostPosted: Sat October 28, 2023 12:06 am 
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The specifics:


- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

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 Post subject: Re: fave thread ever in GD
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If the kids are 5 and under I can handle an endless wave of them.

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i don't get how the magic number works


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 Post subject: Re: fave thread ever in GD
PostPosted: Sat October 28, 2023 12:32 am 
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And what’s the magic number?

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This is a family guy bit

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