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"Fuck it, I want to collect every clade of HIV. What kind of loser only gets one. I want it all. I want to be King HIV" -Travis Kelce, moments before chugging several vials obtained via break-in at a National Institutes of Health Laboratory
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while I agree it is important for us all to have life goals, this does not seem to be the right kind of goal
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Jorge wrote:
Who are you to judge?
i think they are an asian hip hop band
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"Superbowl is work. Fire Island is play. Don't bother greasing up those buttcheeks bois because when I arrive this summer, I am not stopping until every colon in town has been fully prolapsed." -Travis Kelce, posted to the Harvey Milk Memorial Foundation donation web page
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There are regular families that attend Fire Island, and I just don't think this is the kind of message the Milk foundation is looking to associate with their cause
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“If their eyes ain’t a-bleedin’, my meat they ain’t a-beatin’” -Travis Kelce, Los Angeles homeless shelter clothes donation
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Seems like he should be providing assistance to those folks, a man if his means
why his priority is copulation
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i support humanist indulgence from time to time but this all just seems excessive
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“I put the ‘pro’ in ‘protease inhibitors’.”<catches football> -Travis Kelce, during commercial shoot for greater Kansas City regional Ford dealership
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“It’s late in the 4th, we’re up by 1, and coach calls for Max Protection. I’m like, FUCK THAT COACH I ONLY GO DEEP NO PROTECTION. QB snaps the ball, I run past the DE for the end zone. Max Protect THIS <shows penis>. QB gets sacked and we lose on a late FG by 2. It’s the principle that matters, folks. <snorts line of angel dust>” - Travis Kelce, ESPN Kids SuperBowl pregame Event, Orlando FL
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don't ever share a banana split with him
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"Travis Kelce approves <injects needle into eyeball>" - Ayds video shoot, Universal Backlot, 1981
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good thing Taylor Swift never called him!
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no, he bleeds out of his eyes, and has skin lesions. he is full-blown AIDS
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