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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
PostPosted: Fri March 17, 2023 5:17 pm 
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Consider this: if you weigh 125 pounds and you are waiting tables, you are likely to burn 150 cals. Oh, are you 185 pounds? You burn 222 pounds during that same one hour period.

How do you burn more pounds than you actually weigh?


You sound fat

Oh, there’s no doubt about it.


If that's the case it's actually easier for you to shed like 10 pounds right off the bat. Give up booze starting tomorrow for a week. You will be down five. Totally guarantee.


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Every night I think about important things I'd like to accomplish. Pushing The Wait Loss Thread to four pages wasn't one of them.


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wease wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
wease wrote:
Coach wrote:
Consider this: if you weigh 125 pounds and you are waiting tables, you are likely to burn 150 cals. Oh, are you 185 pounds? You burn 222 pounds during that same one hour period.

How do you burn more pounds than you actually weigh?


You sound fat

Oh, there’s no doubt about it.



Have you tried doing push-ups during interviews?

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Push ups and sit ups can be done at home or at the gym.


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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Bi_3 wrote:
wease wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
wease wrote:
Coach wrote:
Consider this: if you weigh 125 pounds and you are waiting tables, you are likely to burn 150 cals. Oh, are you 185 pounds? You burn 222 pounds during that same one hour period.

How do you burn more pounds than you actually weigh?


You sound fat

Oh, there’s no doubt about it.



Have you tried doing push-ups during interviews?

Hip thrusts

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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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just sitting around waiting for the movers to show up


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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movers are gone...what a relief


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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just sitting around waiting for the carpet cleaners to show up


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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carpets all done and clean

now waiting for the guy to come replace a small section of drywall on the ceiling


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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What if he gets the carpet dirty?


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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What if he gets the carpet dirty?

we only have carpet in the bedrooms..rest of the house is all hardwood


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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waiting on the electrician now for the last time...will be waiting later for the ceiling repair guy to finish up today and then no more waiting


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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surely you'll have more stories of waiting to share.

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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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starting tomorrow ill just be waiting to leave for "home" on Tuesday morning

also, the electrician just got here


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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good luck.

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What is your favorite thing to do while waiting for something?


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Coach wrote:
What is your favorite thing to do while waiting for something?


Depends on what I'm waiting for


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Monkey_Driven wrote:
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What is your favorite thing to do while waiting for something?


Depends on what I'm waiting for


Lightly humming Pearl Jam songs is appropriate for all occasions.


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 Post subject: Re: The Wait Loss Thread
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Coach wrote:
What is your favorite thing to do while waiting for something?


normally it was sitting on the couch with a vodka and grapefruit juice..now its just grapefruit juice a bit of tonic as I wait for the roofers to finish


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doug rr wrote:
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What is your favorite thing to do while waiting for something?


normally it was sitting on the couch with a vodka and grapefruit juice..now its just grapefruit juice a bit of tonic as I wait for the roofers to finish



What is.... "Things Eddie Vedder regrets saying"

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