The wallet would also have spillover effects similar to the flask, locket, and watch

But the taxes will kill you.

Nah

Yeah, it’s still quite a lot of free money.

I feel like the flask gives the longest and fittest life (without killing anyone) and not having to sleep will make you plenty successful, so I don't need the wallet.

This is where the rubber hits the road. Part of why we sleep is because our brains need to recharge. So can I consume information all night long? Or do I still need to let my brain rest?

Torn between the flask and the ring.

So what we’re saying is we’re a lot of greedy gluttons

AMERICA!

I don’t think there’s anything I could do, even with unlimited time, that would bring wages of more than $275k a year…assuming about that much remains after taxes. I guess I’d have to become a highly specialized surgeon or a CEO, and I’d rather avoid that stress. As if I could even begin to do those things anyway lol… I’ll take the free money

would you guys love me if I was a worm?

Would you be able to type? If not I would lose contact with you

this thought experiment has legs... wait

worms are cool

You're in a fight to the death with another person. Your choice of weapon is a stick or a rock. Your enemy gets the other. Which you be taking?

Do we get to see the other person before deciding?

How big is the stick/rock?

Rock all the way. I am not afraid of a stupid stick

Yes rock.

What if they end up getting a bō staff and you get a shitty, chalky rock that falls apart in your hand?

Please list the weapon specifications, Burt.

the rock is hard enough to crush bone with effort, but light enough to throw a small distance.

The stick is long and firm, like a big hard cock.

Maybe you could break the stick in half and get two pointy little spears out of it. that could be dangerous. Someone might lose an eye.