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JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

I don't think my local grocery stores employ a dedicated cart person.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16441

BurtReynolds wrote:

You're not thinking ethically. According to Kant's categorical imperative, it would be immoral to return your cart, because if everyone did that, then untold thousands of cart wrangling teenage workers would be put out of a job.

Labor omnia vincit.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Tue January 31, 2023 11:46 pm

Kant’s an idiot

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42065

I can't wait to see Burt on Cart Narcs someday.

tragabigzanda · **Posted:** Wed February 01, 2023 1:59 am

No turn signal punishable by death

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42065

tragabigzanda wrote:

No turn signal punishable by death

It's simply inconsiderate.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16441

tragabigzanda wrote:

No turn signal punishable by death

f*ck yeah, instant firing squad.

Bammer · **Posted:** Wed February 01, 2023 4:50 am

I generally agree with Burt on things but this shopping cart thing has me extremely concerned.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Wed February 01, 2023 4:00 pm

Bammer wrote:

I generally agree with Burt on things but this shopping cart thing has me extremely concerned.

I implore you to think ethically.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28033

Is it moral to think ethically?

Higgs · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 1:45 am

Bammer wrote:

* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY

So you want metric but also farenheit? The fuck is wrong with you?

Water boils at 100 and freezes at 0. Kinda makes sense, no?

Fully agree on the no daylight savings though - that shit can fuck right off.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 2:10 am

Yeah I’d be down for Celsius. Boiling and freezing makes sense. I would just have a little adjustment period to not wear a coat when it’s 45°C

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42065

bodysnatcher wrote:

Yeah I’d be down for Celsius. Boiling and freezing makes sense. I would just have a little adjustment period to not wear a coat when it’s 45°C

Have you ever considered becoming a nudist?

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 2:20 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Yeah I’d be down for Celsius. Boiling and freezing makes sense. I would just have a little adjustment period to not wear a coat when it’s 45°C

Have you ever considered becoming a nudist?

I shower in a swim suit

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42065

bodysnatcher wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Yeah I’d be down for Celsius. Boiling and freezing makes sense. I would just have a little adjustment period to not wear a coat when it’s 45°C

Have you ever considered becoming a nudist?

I shower in a swim suit

That's very strange. It's almost as if you can never be nude.

Bammer · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 5:22 am

Higgs wrote:

Bammer wrote:

* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY

So you want metric but also farenheit? The fuck is wrong with you?

Water boils at 100 and freezes at 0. Kinda makes sense, no?

Fully agree on the no daylight savings though - that shit can fuck right off.

It’s bad enough that you want me to think of someone who is 6’3” instead as 1.9 but I’m willing to go there.

Asking me to associate it being really hot outside with the thermometer reading 35? Too far.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 6:27 am

Celsius is dumb. How often does boiling water come up?

Fahrenheit is superior. more practical for everyday human experience.
100 degrees = really hot day
0 degrees = really cold day

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 12:50 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:

Celsius is dumb. How often does boiling water come up?

Fahrenheit is superior. more practical for everyday human experience.
100 degrees = really hot day
0 degrees = really cold day

We've gone through this before and this particular argument is very stupid

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 12:51 pm

But fine, whatever, people prefer the system they grew up with. What doesn't make any sense to me is the MM/DD/YYYY thing. It should go from smallest unit (day) to largest. Cleaner that way

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu February 02, 2023 12:55 pm

Jorge wrote:

But fine, whatever, people prefer the system they grew up with. What doesn't make any sense to me is the MM/DD/YYYY thing. It should go from smallest unit (day) to largest. Cleaner that way

Month is more relevant to placing the time/space to me, but you're right, it's heavily influenced by what you're familiar with.

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