The architecture. The home decor. The clothing. Is it because too much color might inflame the passions? (and we can't have that!) Is it a white people thing? Is it a necessity in an increasingly homogenized world?

"But Burtrold, if we paint the walls, then that might turn off certain customers..."

Rank the bands that most sound like the color beige.

i like beige

endless beige. We are already in the paperclip maximizer, only instead of paperclips, the machine is designed to reproduce the color beige. make the world beige.

An endless sea of beige.

Beige is making a big comeback. Previous years we were painting everything grey, but now a lot of people are going back to beige. I hate it, personally.

Hell isn't red and orange. It is beige.

we painted our front door (or back door, depending on what you call the front of a lake house) red and my mom nearly lost her g-damn mind.

I love a bold front door

we do too. and you would think someone that watches hours of HGTV where Benjamin Moore runs a bunch of commercials would feel the same way. But nope, everything has to be monochrome.

We went with a dark almost teal. Hard to describe. Like a navy teal.

Anytown, USA

Obviously Burt has never had a serious girlfriend. Otherwise he would’ve for sure seen The Devil Wears Prada and he would know that these decisions are made by Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci years in advance.

The Chiptole burrito I had a few nights ago tasted like beige. So it’s not confined to just American architectural and interior design.

burt's going to paint his walls in bold colors, then immediately regret it.

You go neutral with the walls and add color through decorations.

old man yells at paint

oh here come the beige apologists

lol.