You're in a gray zone.

Buildings, maybe. But decor, clothing, etc... absolutely not.

go dodgers

This could be us right now

All blue????? You want to be all blue???? How is that better than all beige?????

The hotter the climate, the more colorful the buildings should be. But not in AmerikKka

That top pic is way more like it.

after you leave that dentists office do you choose subway, asian food or little caesars?

if i lived in burnt orangeville i'd notice beige architectural structures too.

go oklahoma state

not now, doug. can't you see burt is in distress?

Texas falls squarely under the cheap architecture of the south category. Beige is the closest thing to white without being white.

You girls ready for your pumpkin spice lattes?

Oh yeah totally bag on insta culture. That's totally original and not at all lazy.

Your low-hanging batting average is off the charts!

Which one is the most terrible person?

(Hint: It’s a trick question)

I have two depressing beige memories, both circa 2011. One: I was very hungry and I was at a Route 99, a family casual dining regional chain. I ordered chicken and fries, and when it arrived everything was beige. Even the plate and tablecloth were beige. I was so sad. Two: I was in New York, first thing in the morning waiting for the subway to go to this job I had then. I looked down and my jacket was beige, my pants were beige, even my sneakers were a light brown. I was sad, and embarrassed.

I'm more of a Tennessee Orange guy than a Texas Orange guy.

There’s absolutely no way that beige is spelled the way it is and still pronounced “beige”. Its entire existence is a fraud.