New signs of decadence

[BurtReynolds]

Chive TV is basically Ass:The Movie in channel form, right?

It's just people falling down. Seems to only exist for bars and restaurants to provide a break from sports.

...

[BurtReynolds]

individually wrapped toothpicks

[BurtReynolds]

As previously mentioned: outdoor heaters

[BurtReynolds]

I like how coffee places got rid of straws, replaced them with thick sippy cup lids that use more plastic than straws ever did, and now give you a straw on top of that. What a perfect example of modern life.

Truly, we live in a society.

[spike]

Getting coffee on the outside

[bodysnatcher]

Professional interior decorators for freshman dorm rooms

[bart]

Burt is finally transitioning to his final form: Andy Rooney

[dad]

influencers. while not necessarily new, they are absolutely pointless.

[bodysnatcher]

Hiring an airplane to write something in the sky

[BurtReynolds]

Burt is finally transitioning to his final form: Andy Rooney

I found my calling.

[tree_]

[BurtReynolds]

Referring to pets as your children.

[tree_]

Having indoor cats

[bodysnatcher]

Cooking competitions

[JuanHamm]

Having indoor cats

Wtf

[tree_]

Decadent I say !!

[spike]

feasting outside of feast season

[BurtReynolds]

When is feast season?

[spike]

Ask Bill Maher

[Bammer]

Washing machines that use hot water when we all know that cold water works just as well

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