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 Post subject: Re: Imagine you’ve got a Time Machine
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I would go back to college and take that semester abroad (Spain). And sure throw a few bucks into Alphabet or Bitcoin or whatever. Besides that, no changes.

If I could go into the future … I wouldn’t.

Are you imagining a time travelling device by which you just go back and be your old self back then? Or are you going to go back and convince yourself to behave differently?

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Cause if we're being creative with our time travelling possibilities, I'd like to try a Quantum Leap kind of thing, where I could, like, be Dan Marino and win his super bowl, and then resume my life like nothing has changed but that. That would be fun.

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Sounds like what you want is a Holodeck

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tree_ wrote:
Cause if we're being creative with our time travelling possibilities, I'd like to try a Quantum Leap kind of thing, where I could, like, be Dan Marino and win his super bowl, and then resume my life like nothing has changed but that. That would be fun.

Hang on, would that erase Jim Carrey’s career?


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tree_ wrote:
Cause if we're being creative with our time travelling possibilities, I'd like to try a Quantum Leap kind of thing, where I could, like, be Dan Marino and win his super bowl, and then resume my life like nothing has changed but that. That would be fun.

Hang on, would that erase Jim Carrey’s career?

That's what I'm saying! So many unintended consequences! People don't seem to realize this, unless this time travelling device is ultra magical and you can only change what you want.

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Bammer wrote:
I would go back to college and take that semester abroad (Spain). And sure throw a few bucks into Alphabet or Bitcoin or whatever. Besides that, no changes.

If I could go into the future … I wouldn’t.


You would probably need a lot of fake papers then, since the other you would live your regular life, and you would be your current age. Old student roaming around Spain.


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Current Bammer trying to hang with young Bammer at a Huskies tailgate.


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Spanish college girls, man … I keep gettin’ older and they stay the same age :naughty:

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Bammer wrote:
I would go back to college

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Jorge wrote:
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I would go back to college

Shocking

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I would go back and get GEG, then I would take him to the future.

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I would go back and do the entire shit again assigned female


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I would go back in time and prevent the slap of Chris Rock.

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You don’t become a younger version of yourself with a time machine, you stay your current age, and keep aging normally, wherever you go.


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Anders wrote:
You don’t become a younger version of yourself with a time machine, you stay your current age, and keep aging normally, wherever you go.

Gross.

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The trouble with the future is we don’t know when this whole shit show is gonna end. So you may appear in a time when no humans are around, and suddenly you’re being burned by acid rain and having to eat dirt.


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bodysnatcher wrote:
The trouble with the future is we don’t know when this whole shit show is gonna end. So you may appear in a time when no humans are around, and suddenly you’re being burned by acid rain and having to eat dirt.


This would actually be an improvement for Lenny

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Anders wrote:
You don’t become a younger version of yourself with a time machine, you stay your current age, and keep aging normally, wherever you go.


well that sounds pointless and bad


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