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 Post subject: Re: Tales of your Graduating Class
PostPosted: Sun August 07, 2022 9:52 pm 
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One guy I knew since grade school took his own life in high school. I believe one of our co-valedictorians got in a car accident and died a few years after graduating.

That seemed to be something that happened every year at our school. Some kid from the senior class would die during the year. We had a buddy of mine die in a car wreck and another killed himself accidentally. He shot himself in the stomach with a shotgun to gain sympathy from this girl that had dumped him a few days before in the hopes she would take him back. Well, point blank shotgun gut wounds don’t typically work out very well and it didn’t in this case either.

All I did in that situation was write out a bunch of AIC lyrics in my notebook.

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Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.


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One dude from my graduating class went on to become a message board legend.

What board is he on?

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EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

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 Post subject: Re: Tales of your Graduating Class
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wease wrote:
EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

Not really. That's not nearly the same forbidden fruit.


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EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

One of the girls in my graduating class banged a message board legend.

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EJ wrote:
wease wrote:
EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

Not really. That's not nearly the same forbidden fruit.

Oh. Well, nevermind

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wease wrote:
Dev wrote:
One dude from my graduating class went on to become a message board legend.

What board is he on?

Lol


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I think 2 or 3 folks have gotten cancer and died. No one I was close with.

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Jeez daft grew up in a Larry Clark movie


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EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.


That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.


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I told this story before, but one guy I was friends with got murdered. He had just got out of jail and was shacking up with someone's old lady. They agreed to meet and "talk it over", but the other guy showed up with a shotgun and killed them both and then himself. I think it was 2 or 3 years ago.

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daft twat wrote:
EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.


That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.

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Bammer wrote:
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EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.


That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.


I had maybe one female teacher per department from 7-12 grade and none of them were even slightly attractive. I never had an opportunity to be hot for teacher. Consequently, I learned a lot.


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 Post subject: Re: Tales of your Graduating Class
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daft twat wrote:
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daft twat wrote:
EJ wrote:
Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.


That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.


I had maybe one female teacher per department from 7-12 grade and none of them were even slightly attractive. I never had an opportunity to be hot for teacher. Consequently, I learned a lot.

Well yes with the whole 5% of the population rule, the odds weren’t good for any of us.

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 Post subject: Re: Tales of your Graduating Class
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our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard


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doug rr wrote:
our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard

were you trying to grow a little civilization like lisa simpson?

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I only had 38 classmates. Not sure there's an interesting story to tell amongst us.


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Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:
our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard

were you trying to grow a little civilization like lisa simpson?

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i've created lutherans...


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Norris wrote:
The year I graduated high school I'm convinced I was unwittingly the getaway driver for a pharmacy robbery. I took acid that night but it hadn't quite kicked in yet when this happened.


Why aren't you accepting PM's, Pete?

I was gonna send you a friendly message and some nudes.

Gay!


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