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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
PostPosted: Mon August 15, 2022 4:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Successfully removed my paper car insurance card from the barely perforated larger sheet of paper without a single ripped edge

Fortunately you’ll get to try it again in six months


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bodysnatcher wrote:
Successfully removed my paper car insurance card from the barely perforated larger sheet of paper without a single ripped edge

Fortunately you’ll get to try it again in six months


i'll be practicing


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew

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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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I only received one work phone call today.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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knee tunes wrote:
Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew

to whom are you bequeathing your rm password?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew

to whom are you bequeathing your rm password?

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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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knee tunes wrote:
Got my will, etc drawn up then signed today . Big phew

We finally wrapped this about a month ago. Took like six months! What a PITA.


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All joking aside, what takes so long?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Ours was a consecutive series of:

1. Here’s a bunch of legal documents. Read every inch then let us know if you have questions.

2. Here’s our questions.

3. Here’s our responses.

4. You forget to answer five questions.

5. Oh yeah sorry. Here are those other responses. Now give us the info so we can draft the binding docs to your liking.

6. Here’s our info.

7. We’re sorry to inform that the attorney who was handling your docs had left the firm. You have a new attorney now. Please give her a few weeks to get caught up.

8. Hi I’m your new attorney! Thanks for your patience. Here’s your binding docs. Everything look good?

9. No these are riddled with inaccuracies, typos, and conflicting information.

10. Whoops! Sorry. Everything good now?

11. Nope, a couple more errors.

12. Fixed. All good?

13. Yes. See you in a couple of weeks to sign everything.

14. (At signing) here are a couple more typos.

15. Thanks for your business! You’ll get the binding docs in the mail in 2-3 weeks.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Did you remind her that you're trag?

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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
PostPosted: Tue August 16, 2022 4:01 am 
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Ours was a consecutive series of:

1. Here’s a bunch of legal documents. Read every inch then let us know if you have questions.

2. Here’s our questions.

3. Here’s our responses.

4. You forget to answer five questions.

5. Oh yeah sorry. Here are those other responses. Now give us the info so we can draft the binding docs to your liking.

6. Here’s our info.

7. We’re sorry to inform that the attorney who was handling your docs had left the firm. You have a new attorney now. Please give her a few weeks to get caught up.

8. Hi I’m your new attorney! Thanks for your patience. Here’s your binding docs. Everything look good?

9. No these are riddled with inaccuracies, typos, and conflicting information.

10. Whoops! Sorry. Everything good now?

11. Nope, a couple more errors.

12. Fixed. All good?

13. Yes. See you in a couple of weeks to sign everything.

14. (At signing) here are a couple more typos.

15. Thanks for your business! You’ll get the binding docs in the mail in 2-3 weeks.

This post does not belong in the Tiny Victories thread.

So not Tiny Victories energy.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Ours was a consecutive series of:

1. Here’s a bunch of legal documents. Read every inch then let us know if you have questions.

2. Here’s our questions.

3. Here’s our responses.

4. You forget to answer five questions.

5. Oh yeah sorry. Here are those other responses. Now give us the info so we can draft the binding docs to your liking.

6. Here’s our info.

7. We’re sorry to inform that the attorney who was handling your docs had left the firm. You have a new attorney now. Please give her a few weeks to get caught up.

8. Hi I’m your new attorney! Thanks for your patience. Here’s your binding docs. Everything look good?

9. No these are riddled with inaccuracies, typos, and conflicting information.

10. Whoops! Sorry. Everything good now?

11. Nope, a couple more errors.

12. Fixed. All good?

13. Yes. See you in a couple of weeks to sign everything.

14. (At signing) here are a couple more typos.

15. Thanks for your business! You’ll get the binding docs in the mail in 2-3 weeks.


Oh so the loose leaf piece of paper where I wrote “Upon my expiration, I bequeath my vinyl records, 55” TV, and my All-Clad cookware to [name].” probably doesn’t count? What if I get it notorized?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Trag, I hope you got a discount on your legal fees. What a mess!


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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spike wrote:
Trag, I hope you got a discount on your legal fees. What a mess!

It was all flat-rate service, so no big deal on that front. Minor headaches for us, but probably lots of time wasted for them.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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Ordered a pair of shorts online that actually fit well


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 Post subject: Re: Tiny Victories
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Ordered a pair of shorts online that actually fit well

Amazing.


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