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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
PostPosted: Thu July 28, 2022 12:58 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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My fucking head is killing me this morning

Go home.


I never left

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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JuanHamm wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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My fucking head is killing me this morning

Go home.


I never left

Text me

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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My penis burns and is dripping

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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is your penis made of wax?

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving


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Jorge’s got the clap.

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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sounds bad.

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving


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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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Start banging your dong back and forth against a board Jorge.

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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will that get the poison out?

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving


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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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That was the theory. Supposedly the reason it’s called the clap is because back in the day dudes were told to clap their hands together with their dong in the middle and that would force the infection out quicker. They could also flap their joy sticks back and forth against a board like Bob Ross drying a paintbrush.

Lots of banged up pee pees out there back then, I’d say.

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Wease is the resident expert on dick issues

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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Jorge wrote:
My penis burns and is dripping

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.


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It's ok guys I chopped it off with my cleaver

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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you’re very brave.

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving


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It's ok guys I chopped it off with my cleaver

Mail it to me.

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I was thinking of cooking it for dinner

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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take it to the dinner thread, perv

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving


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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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Won’t be much of a meal.


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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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more of a jors d'oeuvre?

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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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:facepalm:


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 Post subject: Re: What hurts today?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Wease is the resident expert on dick issues

Years of working in primary care/urgent care.

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