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wease
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PostPosted: Thu July 28, 2022 10:47 pm 
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Jorge wrote:
My penis burns and is dripping

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

Very well played.

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lennytheweedwhacker
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Somebody come stomp on my back.

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lennytheweedwhacker
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Tweaked my left lower back yesterday and sleeping on it didn’t help. Moving cautiously today.

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BurtReynolds
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My neck doesn't hurt today! Such a rarity.

Not nauseous yet either.

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doug rr
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as always my lower back is acting up this week
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knee tunes
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My right triceps.

I think I have mouse arm!

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knee tunes
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dad wrote:
more of a jors d'oeuvre?


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