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 Post subject: Burt's Manifesto
PostPosted: Sat July 02, 2022 10:47 pm 
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Just a normal man being normal, drafting some normal statements you'll one day see on the news:

Burt Reynolds wrote:
Let me explain:

The "states" are weaker and more accountable to the will of their voters. The State (US government) should be dismantled so that no one on either side can use it to force its agenda on other peoples in far away regions. Do you want to live in a place with people that share your values, or are you just another missionary imperialist insisting that the entire world adopt your worldview?

"B-but what about muh slavery!? Don't you know states had slavery once!" I hear someone screech like a buffoon.

If your state decides slavery is legal again, move somewhere else, or just go burn down the governor's mansion. You would almost certainly have the power to do that, unlike now, where you're at the mercy of an unapproachably vast state that hates you and actively works against your interests.

"But what about muh rights?!"

You don't have rights, you have power. The State has power. Weaken state power and seek your own power.

Once we have to reversed the trend toward increasingly large globalist government (which includes corporations), then we can work on dismantling nationalism, then regionalism, then the city-states and so on, until the individual is free at last!

btw none of this will work.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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BurtReynolds wrote:
Who cares?

For one thing, it's a moral duty to lie on surveys (like stealing from Walmart or cheating on your taxes.) You should lie on all election polls too. That's why I lie on all RM polls.

I can just imagine the neurotic white shitlib anxiously worrying about being accurate on those things. "I gotta be as accurate as possible! This is for science!"

Talk about cringe!

Second, is the problem that he says he is objectively white? Validity of these constructed racial categories aside, that's what he is, right? I mean, sure, I donate to Rachel Dolezal's onlyfans like everyone else, but I don't know if we've broken the transracial barrier in woke politics yet.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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Spread my message.

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 Post subject: Re: Burt's Manifesto
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Wait don't we already have this thread?

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It's a moral duty not to search for old threads (like stealing from a WalMart)

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Burt's Manifesto
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Thread integrity is a moral duty.

Pretty sure kneetunes already did this.

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BurtReynolds wrote:
Thread integrity is a moral duty.


Spike post. Don't be such an NPC

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VinylGuy wrote:
its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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BurtReynolds wrote:
You see, Bammer, the lefties, like the puritans they descended from, are extremely concerned with what other people think, because they can't even conceive of themselves as existing outside the collectivity. Their very existences have to be justified by the collective. To be cast out by society is literally to cease to exist for them.

That's why they pull out this tactic over and over. They think that by shaming you, they can make you cease existing. They're hopelessly enslaved to the ideal.

It's an old problem.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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That's one of my faves.

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I'm sure it will be circled multiple times when it's sent to the major networks.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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BurtReynolds wrote:
Meditate on how it is that people could recognize that something is evil and yet still choose not to create a rule against it. I know it sounds crazy, but when you finally understand why people think it's a good idea not to make rules against every evil in the world, a whole new reality will open up for you.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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I love Burt, he's like my batshit cousin who is way into imageboards and whose drawing talent I am wildly envious of

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The sad part is Mickey has to write this shit for a living. I just do it for fun. It's a hobby to me. Completely off the cuff yet forms a perfect irrefutable system of thought. A theory of everything, if you will, made up on my coffee breaks. And still I'm infinitely more entertaining, informative and widely read then he'll ever be.

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 Post subject: Re: Burt's Manifesto
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Jorge wrote:
I love Burt, he's like my batshit cousin who is way into imageboards and whose drawing talent I am wildly envious of

Speaking of image boards, have you ever tried Miro? It's amazing.

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Welp, Burt's drunk


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BurtReynolds wrote:
I haven't even mentioned those idiotic laws about wearing a bicycle helmet yet!

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Burt's Manifesto
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BurtReynolds wrote:
The sad part is Mickey has to write this shit for a living. I just do it for fun. It's a hobby to me. Completely off the cuff yet forms a perfect irrefutable system of thought. A theory of everything, if you will, made up on my coffee breaks. And still I'm infinitely more entertaining, informative and widely read then he'll ever be.


I'm not gonna start quoting posts from this thread but I imagine this ends up as a footnote somewhere.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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BurtReynolds wrote:
We are born into this time and must bravely follow the path to the destined end. There is no other way. Our duty is to hold on to the lost position, without hope, without rescue, like that Roman soldier whose bones were found in front of a door in Pompeii, who, during the eruption of Vesuvius, died at his post because they forgot to relieve him. That is greatness. That is what it means to be a thoroughbred.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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BurtReynolds wrote:
i just hope a group i hate is responsible so my feelings about them can be validated, not one I identify with.

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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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