I had to load/ reload a gun with bullets for the first time ever, dream or real life
In my dream I was sitting safely in the driver seat of my car, to shoot a tiger and a bear
Both whom were at the bottom of a tree across the road of a two -lane highway
Scaring a guy climbing up the tree who I apparently was trying to save
I had to load/reload the gun a few times and I've never done that before
Nor have I shot at a thing besides a bottle or an indian with a cork and a string
I missed a few times but I also hit a few times. The bear, not the tiger

That sounds scary.

Last night in my dream it casually came up in conversation that I had co-written the song "Torn," made famous by Natalie Imbruglia. Somebody brought it up and I was like "oh yeah, I forgot about that" and just accepted it as fact

I would believe that if you told me you did.

I can’t seem to decide if I would or wouldn’t.

Even more believe when you do the math and realise you were only a kid. So gifted

My daughter dreamed there was a fire alarm in her kindergarten, and she was really excited to tell me all about it this morning.

I was at a Pearl Jam concert and was super excited to be seeing them again. But for some reason I was trying to get into GA when everyone I was there with were in another part of the venue. I was following some girl who apparently worked the venue who was going to give me a GA pass to get in and out and some keys for a private toilet (?). The girl kept running off to do concert running things and I kept following her cause I needed the pass. In the end I lost her and for some reason found myself in a huge hilly farm paddock and never actually got to see the concert.

I woke up kinda bummed. At both missing the show and my bizarre choice to chase a GA experience when my friends were all sitting together enjoying it.

I often have dreams about going to concerts but they rarely start . It's mostly about getting there and being there at the venue but then it's just a bunch of junk

I had a dream that Jerry Garcia was walking down my basement stairs & did a flip and landed on his butt and skidded across the floor. I was a little mad at him because he was doing stunts in my basement. 

Then I discovered that it wasn't his fault it was because he leaned on and broke my banister but then I was mad at him for that. 

Then later in my dream I was sitting at a picnic table with a bunch of friends and I was telling them about my dream about Jerry Garcia

Also, I saw his crack

I recently dreamt that I was playing drums alongside Chad Smith. There were other famous musicians in the room but I forget who they all were.

A few days ago I learned that a (loosely afilliated) business colleague is godfather to one of the PJ member's kids (or maybe it is the other way around, they are his kids' godfather?) ... anyway I think that may have inspired the dream, being just a couple degrees of separation away from it. By the way lock in all those rumored tour dates.

Had a nightmare that someone vandalized my Vette. The horror.

Also I was in a store and this cute girl kept asking me if she could play Xbox games on what looked like a leaf blower.

I dreamt that I found out via social media that my ex girlfriend and her sister were in a romantic relationship with each other now. The dream was mostly me grappling with my shock and asking other people if they'd heard about this

A few years ago, spenno bought a guitar and had it shipped to me, and then I shipped it to him down under (seller wouldn't ship to AUS)

Last night I dreamt that when I got the guitar from the seller, instead of shipping the nice guitar he bought, I went to Walmart and bought a cheap acoustic guitar to send him. Then, 3 days later, I shipped the real one. In the time between receiving the first one and second one, spenno was emailing and calling me, yelling at me because he thought I screwed him. Not a nice prank to play, glad I was only a dick in my dreams.

I was taking my dog out for a long walk because our house was full of people and relatives and I just had to get out..we were out walking and came across 2 deer that came right up to us so I fed them some dog treats from my pocket..I then noticed that they had leashes around their necks so I took them with us for an ever longer walk..I took them into a grocery store and everyone was friendly and feeding them various foods..we left the store and just kept walking..

My daughter suddenly screamed for a very brief second in her sleep last night. I hugged her and asked her how she was doing. She just said "crocodile". And then she was calm the rest of the night. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't mention anything about it, and seemed to have slept well. She was in a good mood all morning.

First time this has ever happened.

I’ve been having some odd elbow pain for the last couple of weeks and last night I dreamed I went and had it checked out and found out I had some sort of aggressive bone cancer and they were going to have to amputate my arm all the way up to the shoulder. And I had like a day to decide if I wanted to go thru with it.

Then, I woke up.

I was the featured speaker at this big event with hundreds of attendees. But I didn’t know - it wasn’t on my calendar. I got to my office in the morning and my boss called me to a meeting off-site and when I got there, boom, everyone waiting for my presentation. I wasn’t dressed professionally, got to the stage late because I had to find a bathroom first. A big debacle, but the speech was well received.

Lots of other little details that are hazy.

Super weird dream.