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 Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
PostPosted: Tue September 20, 2022 6:45 pm 
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I was part of The Office cast. Michael Scott was more like the producer of the show, and he awarded the main characters - Jim, Pam, Dwight, and me I guess - $50 million dollar bonuses. But since Michael is an idiot, he gave them to us in cash. So then the dream turned into an action thriller, where we all had to get our piles of cash safe before someone mugged us or whatever. I remember waves of criminals coming at us, and different elaborate schemes to evade them. It became very stressful.

At some point, Michael also had a pile of cash (I guess he gave himself a bonus too), and kept losing chunks of it due to stupid decisions. That was the comic relief amidst the stress.

Good stuff.

Despite everything, Jim and Pam were still adorable together (I know you were wondering).

I wasn’t

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 Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
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Sounds like a pretty unrealistic dream if Jim wasn't being a douche

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 Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
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He had douchey moments. Like he may have directly contributed to Michael losing ten million at one point.


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That checks out.

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Last night I was a waitress and had to approach a table of 4 nuns to replace their larger forks-- where if you held them up to the light , the shadows resembled pitchforks. I was a little nervous with the assignment , but I went to them and said "Hi Sisters!"

....The forks were successfully replaced with little shitty scratchy ones, but the sisters were still happy that I took away the devil forks.

Then, of course, the restaurant was instead a Pearl Jam concert at my high school cafeteria. Soon everyone departed and it was only Vedder left performing and me and maybe 3 other girls lying on the ground in the audience (no chairs, it was the cafeteria floor).

I didn't want to stand up because I didn't have a bra on. Not sure why the others didn't want to stand.

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I had a very weird dream last night. I was on the Windseeker ride at Cedar Point (it's like the swing ride at any other amusement park but a couple hundred feet in the air)

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And somehow I slipped out and was able to use a paraglider like in Breath of the Wild to glide to safety. Except I landed on an island off the coast of Panama and was rescued by the local police. But the police were being weird and keeping me in custody but acting like I was an idiot because there was a simple way to get out of this that I wasn't grasping.

And then right before they were about to lock me up for good I realized they were just looking for a bribe. So I handed their leader the cash I had on me, which was eighty American dollars. He took the money, laughed and said something like "about time you figured that out". Then as I was walking away from the police station I run into Jorge who was on his way to get brunch with a large group of friends. He invites me to join them and the dream ends with me sitting down to eat a meal with Jorge and all these people I don't know.


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how many Korok seeds did you find in said dream?


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Then as I was walking away from the police station I run into Jorge who was on his way to get brunch with a large group of friends. He invites me to join them and the dream ends with me sitting down to eat a meal with Jorge and all these people I don't know.

A happy ending

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 Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
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dreamt i was explaining my options for adult braces to a friend. his only feedback was saying, okay, okay, every few minutes.

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Jorge wrote:
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Then as I was walking away from the police station I run into Jorge who was on his way to get brunch with a large group of friends. He invites me to join them and the dream ends with me sitting down to eat a meal with Jorge and all these people I don't know.

A happy ending

Sorry you had to pick up the tab I gave the cops my last eighty bucks.


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It's OK, I like to treat people. It makes me feel like a big-shot

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dad wrote:
dreamt i was explaining my options for adult braces to a friend. his only feedback was saying, okay, okay, every few minutes.

How long was this explanation of yours

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In my dream just now I was preparing to release an album of Renaissance era glockenspiel music. I was shooting the music video for the first single, in which I played tennis against Alanis Morisette in an all black room

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i had a dream this thread was 80-something pages long and the smashing pumpkins thread was three pages long

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I remember I was in Miami when it happened. I was posting from the balcony of my apartment overlooking the beach. And I was having an argument with Adamdude.


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Jorge wrote:
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dreamt i was explaining my options for adult braces to a friend. his only feedback was saying, okay, okay, every few minutes.

How long was this explanation of yours

9 minutes.

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dad wrote:
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dreamt i was explaining my options for adult braces to a friend. his only feedback was saying, okay, okay, every few minutes.

How long was this explanation of yours

9 minutes.

Okay, okay

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 Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
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i recently dreamed of me being chased by Michael Myers and being surprised on how relentless and violent he was

i kinda understand the movies better now

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