You're an idiot and that amuses me. Dreadfully sorry, champ.

Is it weird to anyone else that Ello has foed both me and spike?

I mean, spike is my mortal enemy. What ever happened to the enemy of my enemy being my friend?

Time for a tuneup, pal. Get better soon.

Other than the night terrors i have about once a month, i fucking love dreams. I love waking up and thinking about them and how all of that weird shit may have come together in my brain

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dreams

i had this dream that spike and bammer were besties because they're more alike than either cares to admit

Why is he your mortal enemy?

lol how are we alike

I see it

You and bammer are also alike.

I see it

For starters

Meat surrounded by bread same same

We’re both pasty?

Grandmaster levels of projection here, fella. Most impressive.

Dreamt that I invented a website and app called Zestline where people could go to get horribly roasted by AI. Like you'd give it some basic facts about yourself and it created the most scathing insults tailored for you, stuff that cut real deep. People became addicted to it and suddenly everyone was in my app all the time reading insults

Sounds kinda like Grok.

1. I had a dream something was inside the wall. It had a strange childlike voice, but said it was a bear. I demanded that it come out, and sure enough a giant pissed off bear appeared at my glass door. I ran to get my handgun even though I knew it wouldn't do much damage. I couldn't get it out of the holster and the bear ran through the door and killed me.

2. Had a dream I met with an old friend I haven't seen in years. It was very nice and emotional.

3. I lived in an apartment in a giant skyscraper. The cleaning crew had decided that I moved out, and so they threw all my stuff on the floor and were laying carpet over it. I was trying to get up to my floor to stop them, but I couldn't find an elevator that went to my floor. Then my dog darted out of the door on another floor, and I couldn't find an elevator that would take me back to that floor to retrieve him.

Kind of a grisly one, and RM related.

I dreamt that after all this time, Chud finally returned to RM. He made a thread where he explained that he'd been away because he was adjusting to life without hands. He explained that after a "business dealing gone wrong," someone he knew chopped off both his and his brother Steve's hands, and their lives had been radically altered by this. However, thanks to the support of his friends and family (and a very special middle aged man named Roberto, the nature of whose relationship with the Chud family remained unexplained), he was doing pretty well. He posted a photo of himself and his brother Steve at the beach, both of them with nubs where their hands used to be, but they were smiling so brightly.

In the thread after everybody was done expressing their shock and sympathy, I proceeded to ask several questions about how their hands were chopped off; did the person cut them one at a time? How did he restrain them? What was the "business deal gone wrong"? How is he typing now? How has he adjusted to life with his new disability? Who is Roberto? All pretty sensible questions, I thought, but then I started to get attacked by all of RM for being very invasive and traggish, and I started feeling very bad and deleted my account

Happy for Chud in this scenario, that he bounced back from such a tragedy.

Really rude questions to ask