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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Sun February 05, 2023 2:34 pm
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32433 Location: Where everybody knows your name
Just before waking I had a weird one. So I’m in some city for some sort of gathering. (I’ve tried and tried to remember what city and what type gathering to no avail.) A group of us are told to load onto a bus and we’ll be taken to a different part of the gathering. We’re all a bit shocked and more than a little confused because the published itinerary mentioned nothing about this. But we all climb aboard and as we’re snaking around different parts of town, I notice the bus driver is actor Greg? Kinnear. I thought it odd and hoped his fortunes would reverse enough that he didn’t have to rely on driving a bus for this unknown company that put together this gathering. Next thing I know, Kinnear, me and a couple of other people are on an oversized inflatable mattress sliding down the street on a steep hill while someone is giving chase behind us. We’re careening down this hill when all of a sudden we hit the side of a building. Kinnear thinks he knows the dude that runs whatever business resides in the building so he implores us to get inside.
Then I wake up.
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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Tue February 07, 2023 9:18 am
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
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I was out at the beach shooting some video footage with Lenny Kravitz for an upcoming CD-ROM of his. He had this crackpot theory that ancient sharks were buried under this little patch of land near the shore, except he kept calling them crocodiles instead of sharks but I figured out what he meant. He thought the sharks could be "woken up" by filling the area with more shark energy (putting live sharks there).
One of the research crews brought a baby shark and freed it in the area and I guess it sort of worked because their sensors indicated increased shark activity under the soil but they didn't want to go any further for safety reasons I guess? Anyway Lenny Kravitz gloated for a while about being right, and then he explained the concept of TRL which he was now hosting
Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 1:07 am
I've been POOSSTTIiiEEnngeeaahh
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I had a dream where I was skating a bowl with Kurt Cobain, then he had enough of skating and started playing guitar in the middle. He wasn't singing though. And I wasn't done skating. So it was apparently my job to skateboard around him while laying down bass and vocals. I thought it sounded great. When we were done I was like "hell yeah, Kurt Cobain, that sounded pretty good!" and he shrugged and said "Eh, sounded okay I guess".
The brutal honesty of dream Cobain has haunted me all day.
Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 1:18 pm
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
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I dreamt that RM's own Lennytheweedwhacker moved in with me as my new roommate and best friend. We had a pet tiger who kept shitting everywhere. Lenny and I talked about standup comedy and why I dislike most of it. Then at one point we went on a road trip with Gregg Turkington and his wife. They were both extremely funny
Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 4:19 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm Posts: 42098
Jorge wrote:
I dreamt that RM's own Lennytheweedwhacker moved in with me as my new roommate and best friend. We had a pet tiger who kept shitting everywhere. Lenny and I talked about standup comedy and why I dislike most of it. Then at one point we went on a road trip with Gregg Turkington and his wife. They were both extremely funny
Just yesterday I was thinking about your disdain for standup.
Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:34 pm
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
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I had very intense war dreams last night. But we were defending a beach somewhere. So much shooting. Then I got distracted because my boot was untied and suddenly I was in the store looking for shoelaces. WTF.
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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 8:25 pm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 11:23 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28088
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I had very intense war dreams last night. But we were defending a beach somewhere. So much shooting. Then I got distracted because my boot was untied and suddenly I was in the store looking for shoelaces. WTF.
Were you still armed in the shoe store, and did you mow down all the fucking Crocs?
Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Fri March 24, 2023 8:23 pm
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I had very intense war dreams last night. But we were defending a beach somewhere. So much shooting. Then I got distracted because my boot was untied and suddenly I was in the store looking for shoelaces. WTF.
Were you still armed in the shoe store, and did you mow down all the fucking Crocs?
I bet Dave A. fans wear crocs
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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Sat March 25, 2023 12:03 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32433 Location: Where everybody knows your name
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I had very intense war dreams last night. But we were defending a beach somewhere. So much shooting. Then I got distracted because my boot was untied and suddenly I was in the store looking for shoelaces. WTF.
Were you still armed in the shoe store, and did you mow down all the fucking Crocs?
I bet Dave A. fans wear crocs
Guilty
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Post subject: Re: Share the dream you had last night
Posted: Sun April 09, 2023 1:58 am
for those who are not...shall be
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I dreamt I had to take care of an elephant at school . all I was worried about was it pooping so I kept trying to make it lay down in a blanket so that the blanket would catch whatever. Then it turned into a baby elephant, thank goodness. It had a golden yellow blanket, and it never did shit. The end.
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