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She's probably one of those fats that tries to tell you stuff like "my blood work comes back perfect!"

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how long has macphisto been banned this time?


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Was he banned???

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We’ll know once the Elon tweet thread falls off the first page.


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Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?


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It is dangerous and smelly to climb up one’s own ass. What are people even looking for in there?


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Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Tell them you have definite feelings about the case and cannot possibly be impartial.

Or that you’re related to the defendant.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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Tell them you are a true American and celebrate July 4th all week

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tree_ wrote:
Don’t lie. You will regret it.

Why?


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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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spike wrote:
Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Don't.

Do your civic duty. It's a privilege and we need good people to serve on juries.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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epilogue wrote:
spike wrote:
Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Don't.

Do your civic duty. It's a privilege and we need good people to serve on juries.

Maybe I’ll see about postponing. The date is tricky.


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Just don't show up. They're not going to waste resources chasing you down.

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It would go on his permanent record.


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I think they’d just fine me.


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I no showed Jury duty a few years ago and suffered no consequences at all.

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I no showed Jury duty a few years ago and suffered no consequences at all.

me too...i postponed but then actually forgot when the time came..that was a few years ago


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