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Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 45915 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
epilogue wrote:
The tiniest amount of turbulence freaks me out and panics me. I have to take a edible before I fly. I'm not a good flyer. The kind of turbulence Jorge described would destroy me. I think I'd probably have a heart attack.
Trag and Joe set to never fly anywhere together ever
One time on a flight a guy like ten rows in front of me got up, stood in the aisle for several moments, and looked like he was about to yell something. I was convinced for a split second we were getting hijacked. But it turned out he was mentally determining whether the rear bathroom was a better bet than the one toward first class.
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm Posts: 20670 Location: the bathroom
One time I had an incoming diarrhea attack hit me right as we pulled away from the gate. The urgency was instantaneous. We taxied forever. Like the 10th plane line. I was sweating bullets and almost shit myself. As soon as we were about 100 feet off the ground I took off to the bathroom with fight attendants yelling at me. But I can close my eyes and still feel the sweet release of that moment. I’m guessing it’s the same feeling as dying, when the weight of life is lifted and all you feel is pure light, looking directly into the eyes of God.
Joined: Thu January 24, 2013 4:32 am Posts: 20678 Location: Surrounded by Wokes. Please send help.
Look, it’s not my problem that you dolts can’t understand that Jorge’s post was about air turbulence - not about the wings, or the engine, or the elderly pilot behind the cockpit in a small plane.
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