Only live once; gotta live while we're young amirite

We're middle aged :/

fuck

Should I take a nap or jog after work? I'm fading quickly

nap and a few drinks

Water and sweet tea?

Oh also you should definitely get disability insurance if you’re the main breadwinner. You can typically add it to your life insurance policy.

Sounds like a lot of work. Should I just hire you as my personal accountant?

He’s a pyramid scheme

Cows seem like good investments. Breeding, growing, then selling for the beefsteaks. Wonder if that would be at all difficult. Just have to give them names you hate to make them easier to butcher.

Bob

that's something else

I’m fucked if they adopt this for humans

Add to the cost of food during the worst inflation in two generations and an unprecedented disruption of the world’s grain supply. Great idea.

Sounds like someone should start eating plant based proteins to offset their carbon footprint.

Already do, my man. Basically spent a year offsetting 4 seconds of a Kim Kardashian Tuesday.

RM: growth, homeostasis, or death?

Do you think that pumping gas question should be its own thread?

This type of question went out the window when this place became the Garbage Dump.

Also, new threads generate more conversation.

yeah i will never understand the thread nazi mentality. very traggish