Unite the tribes. Direct then to gather resources. Take over the world. Profit.

a dashboard speed detector that's also a toaster

Smart traffic lights. Video and sensor technology snuggled into the internet of all things, future proofed to accept individual autonomous vehicle data and geo-location, that can use AI and in real time review current local traffic conditions across the entire local traffic network, and create the optimal traffic light rotation to maintain traffic flow.

I'm working on the app now.

Send mail free for life. Put the "Return" address the same as the mailing address and don't bother with stamps. Profit.

if you had a million dollars, you'd have a million dollars

From Talk About Your Day:



I’m going to pitch the idea to Prilosec of a gelatin capsule that you can open and sprinkle spicy-flavored medication on your food.

Chris, is this Mrs. H 2?

https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ ... story.html

pfft. no way my wife wears black, branded t-shirts.

on an unrelated note, i'm wondering where my pearl jam concert t-shirts all disappeared to.

This is awkward

super ultra wide screen technology for sports and video games, so you can see what's going on way to your left and right without whipping a camera around all over the place

I am going to upload all of the message board onto artificial intelligence and direct it to create a book Of all of the most entertaining exchanges and posts. And like, a different book for different moods. All of the most depressing posts, etc. etc. One book in the set will be titled coffee, water and it will just be like 300 pages of the words coffee and water

That sounds like a thousand dollar idea at best

French fry flavored dog food. My dog goes nuts when we have fries. My previous dogs did as well.

Your average dog isn’t a picky eater though.

What are you saying about Ruddos dog?

Yeah but look at how much people spend on their dogs. People would be all over this. Get in now while you can, spike!

whenever we have leftover fries we always bury them in his dry food...he's a sucker for them too

bagels without holes in them.

That’s a bun