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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
PostPosted: Sun March 17, 2024 1:20 am 
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going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person


Fuck!

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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:
going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person


Fuck!

Yeah, just quietly, fuck that totally. They do the swear jar, not you.

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That actually really pisses me off.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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I mean, fuck the first amendment or what??

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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doug rr wrote:
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going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:
going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone


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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:
going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:
going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

probably cuz I’m guessing you’re a cheapskate


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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:
going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages


todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

probably cuz I’m guessing you’re a cheapskate

Keep your sheltered kid away from my house

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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doug give bammer's kid $105

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Bammer wrote:
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doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

Sounds pedo

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Well even if I don’t, Mrs. Bam will.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
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doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Well even if I don’t, Mrs. Bam will.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

He did have remarkably deep-set eyes. Almost so deep-set as to be invisible.

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 Post subject: Re: weekend plans
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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all 8-)

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

He did have remarkably deep-set eyes. Almost so deep-set as to be invisible.

Is his presence why you never had kids?

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