I’m waiting here until 4 for you. If not for that, my weekend would’ve already started

Okay I’m two hours away. See you then.

Welp. Looks like this 4:00 is leaving me high and dry.

I’m here, did you leave?

Out the door at 4:01

Wease, are you familiar with the concept of a common denominator?

I hit traffic, not my fault.

Yes, Argo, I know how to do math with fractions.

It never is…

I actually did have a gal the other day that got hit on the way to our interview. She called and explained everything and was only about 20 minutes late. I hired her.

I would never hire an unlucky person

Did you ask to see her car to verify the damage?

I didn’t ask but I did see it.

Got this email from the subject matter expert today

friend, is this your descent into the garbage dump?

yes, its nice to be in the bin

So over the last couple of weeks a colleague has announced that he has gotten another position with a different company. I volunteered to take over his area and one of my subordinates get promoted and take over 3 of the 4 centers I’m currently over. My boss really appreciated me coming up with a plan to get everything covered and so after all is said and done my plan is going into effect. The bad part is that I’ll be over all 8 centers for about a month or more due to my replacement having personal obligations that keep her tied up til the beginning of May. The good news is I’ll now be over the 2 most profitable centers from last year so hopefully the potential for more bonuses is there. The better news is my boss called me today and told me I’ll be getting a 9% raise which I totally didn’t expect.

way to go wease!

Awesome wease
Just in time for 12 dark matter vinyl variants!