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dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16618

The Argonaut wrote:

But there's often children running at them or following them on bicycles. Most normal children don't chase forklifts

have you ever driven a forklift around children to test that theory?

Chris_H_2 · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 4:29 pm

The Argonaut wrote:

But there's often children running at them or following them on bicycles. Most normal children don't chase forklifts

it's not the children you have to worry about -- it's the ... ahem ... corpulent adults.

Chris_H_2 · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 4:33 pm

one time my buddy and i marked a race track around the warehouse, including the huge area where they stored the pallets of beer (often times three pallets high (which was about 40 feet). we would race around in our fork lifts. that is, until the day i clipped the corner of a pallet of bud heavy long necks and the whole stack (168 cases) came crashing down. that dq still grinds my gears.

daft twat · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 5:21 pm

I used to drive a forklift. It was so hard not to drive a car with both feet after a 12 hour shift.

wease · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 11:18 pm

Welp, tomorrow is firing day again. Why can’t people just do their fucking jobs correctly and not be assholes?

doug rr · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 11:23 pm

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

doug rr · **Posted:** Tue July 26, 2022 11:24 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

his business is living. and being an alcoholic.

functioning...

Jorge · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 12:50 am

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42277

I'm afraid my hot co-worker is going to leave by year end.

Jorge · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 12:52 am

Let's make sure she doesn't

tragabigzanda · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 12:54 am

I’ve never seen Bob’s Burgers but I loved that

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 12:55 am

tragabigzanda wrote:

I’ve never seen Bob’s Burgers but I loved that

Jorge · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 12:59 am

It's a good show

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42277

Jorge wrote:

Let's make sure she doesn't

But how?

wease · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 1:32 am

doug rr wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42277

wease wrote:

doug rr wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16618

Jorge wrote:

i love this so much.

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Wed July 27, 2022 10:41 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

wease wrote:

doug rr wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42277

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

wease wrote:

doug rr wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

Like, he trades his wife?

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16618

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

wease wrote:

doug rr wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

Like, he trades his wife?

for pineapples, yes.

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