Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.

i wipe my ass every time.

I'll send you the receipts if you want.

Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?

i was trying to comfort him in his time of need.

In exchange for a week of painful diaper rash!

i think we've gotten a lot of wear out of this now. i'm sure tommy took care of things and made a positive choice for himself and his butthole. he is a grown man, after all.

let's try to move forward.

Okay, just try not to be weird about poop. You’re becoming the Russ Wilson of RM.

go broncos

lol

let's ride wipe.

we recently purchased a squatty potty for our bathroom. we had one years ago, but threw it away at some point.

solid investment.

What if the maid sees it

one more thing for her to clean?

i pooped at the grocery store today...it hit me midway through picking everything up before it starts snowing

did you at least put your dignity back on the shelf or did you make one of the workers do it for you?

it was an emergency and i knew i wouldn't make it home in time...i did lay may hand cart outside of the bathroom hoping no one would take it..it had nice trader joe bags inside

Doug are you referring to a basket

lol

doug, describe the bathroom decor of your local trader joe's.

yes