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dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

spike wrote:

You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed November 02, 2022 9:55 pm

dad wrote:

doug rr wrote:

growing up my dad would always poop in the morning with the door open..he would read the sports page while doing so...one day while he was pooping he wrote an opinion letter to the denver post about what to name the potential mlb team that might come to denver...the article was posted but we didn't get a team..

what was his suggestion?

i kid you not..the denver diamonds because it had a nice ring to it..i believe that was the title to it

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42071

Leave us alone.

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash than sound)

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash, than sound)

this seems wasteful, tom.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28035

dad wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash, than sound)

this seems wasteful, tom.

Everyone kicks things off with the release of air. Nothing to be ashamed of.

bart · **Joined:** Tue January 08, 2013 10:23 pm **Posts:** 3235

Do you have woods behind your house? From now on maybe you should just stop using your indoor bathrooms altogether to avoid situations like this in the future

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

our house backs up to an open field. it used to be a pipe yard. i can't go there.

bart · **Joined:** Tue January 08, 2013 10:23 pm **Posts:** 3235

How attractive is this cleaning lady

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

bart · **Joined:** Tue January 08, 2013 10:23 pm **Posts:** 3235

You could just not eat anything for 48 hours before her visits

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Thu November 03, 2022 1:53 am

If my man would just go back to oatmeal, maybe his bowel movements would be a little more predictable

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42071

dad wrote:

not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

IN

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

IN

i'll let her know you're interested.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28035

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

IN

i'll let her know you're interested.

Make sure you mention his 35k posts

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

Lenny, would you rather this maid maybe be aware that you're pooping or force her to smell your poop?

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42071

dad wrote:

lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16449

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.

okay, that's fine. she wants to know if you're okay with an occasional pegging.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42071

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.

okay, that's fine. she wants to know if you're okay with an occasional pegging.

Oh her name is Peggy? Not wild about that tbh

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