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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Tue March 28, 2023 12:02 am 
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I had a potentially great one today, but I didn’t drink enough water at the start of the day, and didn’t get the last of it out, making for a lot of paperwork.

Gonna chug buckets tomorrow morning.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop

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i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop

I hate when I have those farts but it’s still a day or more before I even am able to poo.

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96583UP wrote:
i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop

Could be a dead gerbil.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Two nice ones this AM. Feel totally empty and cleared out.
Could run for miles if I had to.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.


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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.

My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.

My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.


It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.


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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.

My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.


It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.

Thank u

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.

My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.


It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.

Thank u


Go with your gut (ha).


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10


Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.

My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.


It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.

Thank u


Go with your gut (ha).

I’m going to stick my dick in my belly button.

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Coach wrote:
I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.

"We"??? What the hell Coach?

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Coach wrote:
I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.

"We"??? What the hell Coach?


:lol:


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dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me

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girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.


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96583UP wrote:
dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me

You did the best you could.

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girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.

You should record yourself next time to capture the moment.

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Audio and visual would take this thread next level.


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