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dad
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Tue January 10, 2023 11:52 pm 
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doug rr wrote:
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I feel like I’m due for a nice hearty poop.

get some carrot juice

Surely, I could get the same from eating whole carrots.

go with the juice..its not carrot season in Oklahoma

did you get this info from the farmer’s almanac?

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bodysnatcher
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I like to use a mandolin to thinly slice carrots and eat them like cereal

I call it seereal
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dad
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
I like to use a mandolin to thinly slice carrots and eat them like cereal

I call it seereal

new dad level unlocked.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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dad wrote:
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I like to use a mandolin to thinly slice carrots and eat them like cereal

I call it seereal

new dad level unlocked.


*clips phone to belt*
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
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I like to use a mandolin to thinly slice carrots and eat them like cereal

I call it seereal

new dad level unlocked.


*clips phone to belt*

*checks that cargo shorts are sufficiently wrinkly*
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lennytheweedwhacker
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I can't poop I just can't.

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dad
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I can't poop I just can't.

I haven't pooped since Wednesday, and I'm starting to wonder if I ever will again.

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lennytheweedwhacker
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I can't poop I just can't.

I haven't pooped since Wednesday, and I'm starting to wonder if I ever will again.

Praying for you and your butt.

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dad
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
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I can't poop I just can't.

I haven't pooped since Wednesday, and I'm starting to wonder if I ever will again.

Praying for you and your butt.

Hope you crap your butt soon too.

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Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving

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lennytheweedwhacker
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I can't poop I just can't.

I haven't pooped since Wednesday, and I'm starting to wonder if I ever will again.

Praying for you and your butt.

Hope you crap your butt soon too.

Thanks bro. That really does mean a lot to me.

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knee tunes
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dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
I feel like I’m due for a nice hearty poop.

get some carrot juice

Surely, I could get the same from eating whole carrots.

go with the juice..its not carrot season in Oklahoma

did you get this info from the farmer’s almanac?


Don't dis the almanac

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B
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Thu January 26, 2023 10:00 pm 
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Oh man, I just looked at the instructions for my fucking colonoscopy.

"A colon that is poorly 'prepped' may cause us to reschedule your procedure."

"Start drinking your Golytely prep solution. Drink one 8-ounce glass every 15-20 minutes until you have finished HALF of your entire Golytely container (2 liters). If working properly, you will begin to have bowel movements within 4 hours."

"NORMAL Prep Side Effects
Diarrhea
Bloating
Chills
Cramps
Nausea
Vomiting
Headache
Irritation of rectal area"

This is all before I even walk in the door.

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doug rr
 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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not going to lie...thats the worse part of the procedure..the rest is a cake walk
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B should change his name to BM the day before his colonoscopy
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dad
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bodysnatcher wrote:
B should change his name to BM the day before his colonoscopy

I laughed.

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B wrote:
Oh man, I just looked at the instructions for my fucking colonoscopy.

"A colon that is poorly 'prepped' may cause us to reschedule your procedure."

"Start drinking your Golytely prep solution. Drink one 8-ounce glass every 15-20 minutes until you have finished HALF of your entire Golytely container (2 liters). If working properly, you will begin to have bowel movements within 4 hours."

"NORMAL Prep Side Effects
Diarrhea
Bloating
Chills
Cramps
Nausea
Vomiting
Headache
Irritation of rectal area"

This is all before I even walk in the door.

Within 4 hours isn’t entirely accurate… Technically, yes.

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JuanHamm
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I pooped once this morning, but it wasn't enough. I'm at work now and there's no toilet paper. Thankfully my coworker is bringing some, but it's going to be a tough wait.

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B
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I'm kind of imagining how colonoscopies started evolving.


"Hey, I tried sticking a camera up this guy's butt, but there so much shit in there, I don't know what I'm looking at."

"Well, my friend has this mild poison that might help you out!"

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JuanHamm
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Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.

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JuanHamm wrote:
Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.


There is no answer that I would find comforting.

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